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  1. Mick

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    Right get them in so I can begin texting all my hun mates...
     
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    Mick, Feb 13, 2012
  2. DevAdvocate

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    It's all a big scam by Whyte. He is going to sue himself to the tune of £100m for lying to the fans. He will be found guilty and the debt will vanish.
     
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  3. rogueleader

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    How many huns does it take to screw in a light bulb .....?
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

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    I don't know, How many huns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

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    Cheers for that <ok>
     
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    From another thread.
     
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  7. Mick

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    Man United could go into administration twice and would still be above Liverpool ya mong.
     
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    Mick, Feb 13, 2012
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    <laugh> Imagine being a club who, after spending 80 million wont even finish in the Champions League places...
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

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    <laugh> A Liverpool fan too.
     
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  10. Null

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    When did Liverpool last win the English Premier League???


    1992&#8211;93 Manchester United
    1993&#8211;94 Manchester United
    1994&#8211;95 Blackburn Rovers
    1995&#8211;96 Manchester United
    1996&#8211;97 Manchester United
    1997&#8211;98 Arsenal
    1998&#8211;99 Manchester United
    1999&#8211;2000 Manchester United
    2000&#8211;01 Manchester United
    2001&#8211;02 Arsenal
    2002&#8211;03 Manchester United
    2003&#8211;04 Arsenal
    2004&#8211;05 Chelsea
    2005&#8211;06 Chelsea
    2006&#8211;07 Manchester United
    2007&#8211;08 Manchester United
    2008&#8211;09 Manchester United
    2009&#8211;10 Chelsea
    2010&#8211;11 Manchester United
     
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  11. Mind The Duck

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    Thousands to deny its a lightbulb

    One to buy it

    Two to criticize the purchase

    And one to screw it
     
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    I dunno either , I just knocked it across the face of the goal hoping someone could tap it in...
     
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  13. rogueleader

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    ...Many huns make light work.
     
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    You don't screw in a broken lightbulb?
     
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  15. Mick

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    These jokes are all ****e. Can't believe I haven't even had a text yet.
     
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    The photos are good.

    The Rock bar in Belfast has free jelly and ice cream on sunday.
     
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    Paddys bar?

    Someone warn his Postman ffs.
     
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    Craig Whyte, a priest and a rabbi walk into a pub...

    I can't remember the punchline, but your mother's a whore.
     
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    It was up on the aul face bake earlier. The pub has been renovated or something?
     
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    "Well, I'm not going to say in open court and get it wrong."
     
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