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Which famous dead person would you like to spend 1 day with?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by janbo, Feb 13, 2012.

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    Actually I'm changing to Whitney Houston - she might still be just about shaggable.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    I agree with Jip here, although he did fail to add that in said grave there would probably be an empty bottle of chianti.
    Oh how he wined and dined that night.
     
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    <insert bottle of wine as tool of sexual abuse joke here>.
     
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    Jesus.

    I would also like bottles of water, some fish, a lie detector test and Penn & Teller present to make sure he just wasn't a really good magician.
     
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    Lena Zavaroni. It would have been like shagging a corpse even when she was alive.
     
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    Will this do Jip? th_Smileywinetaste.jpg
     
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    You sound like you would have enjoyed my old job in the mortuary. <yikes>
     
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    <laugh> Touchy? <whistle>
     
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    Well i always did wonder, when we had a cold young lady come in, first thoughts were usually, awww what a ****in waste. <ok>
     
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    <ok> definitely mate
     
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    Is that Dr Gerry at the Paraiso?
     
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    And we did have a spell where we had a couple of break in's, where some durty ****er how shall we say "interfeared" with the odd body. <yikes>
    Always seemed to be the older lady too, never the younger ones. <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> Can't beat a bit of mature
     
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    <yikes> How did you know?? <laugh>

    Maybe it was the red wine, of course that's what it was, everyone knows Doctors are too posh for white. <ok>
     
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    Got the ****er in the end though, turned out i went to school with the wee weirdo.
    And he was seriously weird too, although none of us guessed he would be the lad most likely to **** a corpse. :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    <hug> <laugh> NNW was just wumming a bit, us Watford fans are well behaved normally, you can allow the odd one-off.
     
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    All 40 of you? <whistle>
     
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    This thread has gone way off topic sickmotherfuckers
     
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    Sorry, I blame dem Scousers :undecided:
     
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