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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I peronsally will be watching utd's games v ajax to see if there's any class players left in ajax. they used to have a conveyor belt, that went wrong eh?
     
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  2. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    When United player kung fu kicked 'fan', said United player was banned for the season by the club.
    Keane kicked left leg, Haaland career ended due to injury to right knee, besides which this has never been condoned by club or manager.
    Rooney was at that time an Everton player, nor was he married.
    Who Giggs ****s in none of the managers business as this does not happen on the football pitch.




    You tedious ****ing cretin. <ok>
     
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  4. BCR

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    Learn something every day Swar-ez <ok>
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Not making one, he missed a test and was banned. You thick piece of ****e.

    You think Munich is funny you ****? Don't ****ing go there with me.
     
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  6. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    Did you see the pic he posted a few days ago?

    Also, he is banned from the United board so this is his only way to continue with his petty digs at United by posting on the banter thread.
     
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  7. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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    Rushian Ruffian logic................

    When you assault the paying customer with a kung fu kick to the head, that isnt worthy of being offloaded and disgarded by the club forever

    Only doing something as truly hideous as ........ wait for it........................ not shaking someones hand!!.That truly is beyond the pale, and you should be banned from playing until the end of time

    Errrrr ok <doh>
     
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  8. Sweats

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    See the morons have arrived in force tonight.. Still bleating on about it all..

    On a different note I think I have just produced the longest an loudest fart EVER. was a real beaut <ok>
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    How was being banned for the remainder of that season, instantly, disregarded by the club forever? (whatever that means ) By your juvenile logic, explain? He did his crime, was punished, justly, then he came back. Eight months later.

    Suarez made racist comments to a black player for which at NO point has any responsibilty been accepted and then he said he would shake Evra's hand and, on TV to the embarrassment of the club he gets paid a fortune by, didn't.

    I swore I wouldn't say any more but you've dragged your boring nonesense onto a perfectly good banter board between fans who are tired of it all so I will, he's a ****ing ****. You're better off without him WHEN he goes this summer. In the meantime, do you mind ****ing off and stop boring the rest of us with your ****?


    <ok>
     
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  10. Jezz511

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    at least we banned cantona, and didn't wack on t-shirts and decide to act like twats through the whole affair.
     
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  11. Swarbs

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    That would be the paying customer who had his season ticket cancelled by Crystal Palace and was banned from the ground forever?

    Still, good to see people are moving on and putting the incident behind them...

    I once had one that changed note three times during passage. That was the only time in my life I was genuinely worried about potentially ****ting myself...
     
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  12. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Uh oh, I sense the Ruffian is turning into the Hulk again...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Well, it is past the watershed.
     
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  14. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    <laugh>

    Actually know a bloke that does look just like the original hulk actor..


    Good work on the three tone fart swarbs <ok> though clearly you are not a real man as yet as surely all men have followed through at somepoint.. Surely <whistle>
     
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  15. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Has a mixed tandoori 'bab for tea tonight, in a Naan. Might well tomorrow but if not the gas alone will be fine.


    Did he look like green Hulk or David Banner?
     
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  16. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Yep.

    Whilst sat on my cousins settee with him and his lass <ok>

    That went down well.
     
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  17. Sweats

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    The green hulk, but not green clearly.. He was actually in the pub on Friday night..

    Good work on the keebab, not had one in ages.. The gas from them is truly a joy to behold.

    Eric nice follow through <ok>

    I'd say a follow though is an integral part of manliness, as is vomiting on or at least in front of a bird you are trying to chat up.
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Well, I did something tonight that I never thought I would ever do, even in old age, and that is buy a pair of trousers from George.

    Without someone holding a gun to my head.
     
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  19. Sweats

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    Dear god.. Did you get a pair of moccasin slippers too?

    I did once buy a pair of trousers from tesco to wear for playimg golf
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I bought mine due to an accident at work and absent mindedness. Not the type of accident discussed above either, no, I have been bleeding heavily out of my arse all day.

    Actually no, I made that up, I got covered in mud and due to twilight zone knackeredness had only packed one pair of trousers. Hence my visit to George. They'll do for winter golf too so bit of a result. All for ten quid!!!


    This is for those who think the GC isn't funny. I Introduce the truly great Jonathan P Ackworth;



    http://www.not606.com/showthread.ph...-clubs-merge-with-the-english-lge-makes-sence
     
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