One of the engineers is away on the roll run sausage and black pudding, soft roll, red sauce. That'll sort me out and hopefully get rid of the fear
manybe its not a hangover, maybe its the initial symptoms caused by the poison she slipped you. you dont happen to feel a wee bit paralysed do you?
Far from paralysed LR, got the shakes That'll teach me for having pints of tennents, cider, vodkas and gins On a ****ing school night
You know as well as I do that the fear will get a hold of you at some point today We should do a sweepstake on when you get the fear!!
shakes eh? its a nerve agent then good luck with the fear, i've only had it that time the other wk but i've come to the conclusion i was doing coke and dont remember
I've taken one bite into the roll and the sausage is burnt on the outside and bright pink inside. Think I'm going to bin it. She's given me a text there asking if I want to see her tonight or tomorrow Thank **** for football tonight and starting the WHW early I'd ****ing love to ride the cow again though
Hold up hold up.....tomorrow. Get her to meet you, lets say 9pm then all 3 of us can have a shot of her before setting off for the wilderness
I would give her a shot tonight, but I need to see the other bird <boo> All my stuffs getting delivered to my old flat where she's staying and I need to get it off her tonight. ****ing gutted man. I must admit, she was looking fantastic last night You could almost say a goddess in every sense of the word
It gets creepier.....I just got an email from her. We were talking about music last night and I mentioned a song I like. She sent me a youtube link to it
you should tell her that there is a chance you might die on this arctic expidition to the Highlands, and it would be very kind of her to send you some pictures of her magnificent sexy self that you could gaze upon, as death's boney hand touches your shoulder, giving you some sense of comfort as you journey to the gates of heaven/hell (delete where applicable) Specifically ask for shots of her bearded clam, preferably one or two with lips spread and finger insertion and maybe a couple of her trying to lick her non-existant nipples....and obviously one full length totoally naked with her moth perched on her finger
actually looking at the snow there's a decent chance you will die or at least get very very wet, cold and tired did you get a bivvy bag ML? hope you got an orange one or something. its a lot easier for them to find your body that way and when they do they can just sledge it down to the landrover
Naw, been looking and they all seem too expensive. Just going to go for a sleeping bag and if it's wet I'll stick some binbags on the ground I think the cold and tired is a given
