I had Swedish and Norwegain flatmates at the same time (unfortunately in the house not in my bed) ...both hot, the Swedish girl I found had a vexing Val Kilmer vibe about her though; but then I rationalized it, she probably looked like his sister...Valerie Kilmer.
I never house shared with females I always think of the time it would take to get in the bathroom not to mention the paranoid thoughts of them studying the pubes I leave in the sink after trimming.
Do they leave their washing laying about Joe? Tiny panties to sniff like Simon in the inbetweeners Not that Simon's Girlfs sister was tiny!
Lived with a guy once who couldn't light the oven. He was actually very intelligent, but struggled with this small practical conundrum. He put the gas on, lit the match standing up, and rushed down to light the oven only for the match to blow out. He did this again and again and again, amazing! I tried to tell him why this was happening, and he just said, 'I think I know how to light an oven', while the evidence was clearly to the contrary!
Although I wouldn't find that annoying I would find it extremely funny and would find any chance I could to be in the kitchen whilst he was doing that
Living with 5 other guys this year, uni life, one has turned out to be the most hormonal person I have ever met. Just this morning he shouted at me for cooking sausages because he didn't like the smell!!?? He said he didn't want anyone buying sausages because the smell meant he had to get changed and wash his clothes... Oh well living with 8 girls next year and am the only guy, bit of a gamble but I would definitely go there with all of them.
The way my household works is that, if one person was to complain about the smell of sausages, the rest of us would go out and buy tons of sausages. I suggest you adopt this method until he learns that it's best to just not complain about anything.
Never went to uni,but i used to rent a room out in my first place i bought back in the late eighties. It was a real struggle with the mortgage,so i rented a room out to various people who i could tell loads of tales about. My best lodger was a young girl,who was very pretty,and though not what you would call a model tennant,never gave me too many problems and she stayed with me for 18 months. We got on more like brother and sister, and i always liked it when she had girl friends stayed over,as i nailed a few of them. After she moved out she told me her mum was looking for somewhere,so i took her in. Absolute bloody nightmare,a raging alcoholic and druggie who had a load of wierd and shady friends,one of which i caught trying to break in once through a window she had left open. The room was constantly a tip,and after 2 months i kicked her out,but had to completely strip and redecorate it before i could rent it out again.
