I've been banned from the Chav's board!

My God! What a pathetic bunch they really are!

Half the time, I only posted there because I felt so embarrassed for them when they had only about three threads running and a couple of Chav posters doing their best to shout down the crickets in the background. Slowly but surely, they are destroying their stupid board, much in the same way that, between them, the Russian oligarch and AVB are destroying Chelsea.

The amusing thing is, that they'll congratulate themselves on doing something "big" but in a couple of weeks' time will wonder why it's so dead on their board

Oh, well. C'est la vie! Their loss is your gain

There's going to be plenty to discuss on this board, what with the Harry/England saga about to unfold, us having to look for a new manager, and our push for the title.

 

Wow this ban really has hurt you HIAG! This post just justifies why you were banned

 

Yes, I am stung. How on earth can I go on? Life no longer has any meaning!

Does it, really?

So, you don't think it's simply down to you and your bunch of mealy-mouthed cretins lacking the balls to face up to certain realities, or the wit to face-down genuine banter, now that your tin-pot club is getting its arse regularly kicked in the EPL?

 

- Well you've dedicated a thread to it so it looks like that's true mate!

- I'm not the one who banned you so don't go accusing me please, I agree some of your posts were banter and you could have a laugh but sometimes you went way too far by actually wumming us and are now showing your true colours by throwing insults like that around.

 

Making a thread like this doesn't do you any favours HIAG.

What were you banned for?

 

That's because I find it as surprising as I find it so pathetic! People need to know these things.

I'm accusing no one. However, I doubt you put in any good words for me, Drogs.

Examples, please, with actual quotes, not your blinkered recollection on the matter.

Yeah, but that's not exactly a good reason to ban someone, is it? I've seen some pretty nasty things said on your board, far, far, far worse than anything I would ever dream of saying, using the kind of language that I do not allow in my home. And that's just from the mods!

My insults, on the very rare occasion when I actually use any, are very mild.

I think what upsets you and your small-minded crew far more is the fact that I know how to make logically arguments and use them to demonstrate the short-coming of your team, it's owner, management, and some of its more stupid fans.

I don't mind, really I don't, Drogs. The Mickey Mousers and the Gooners were exactly the same. They, like your lot, lacked the balls to put up with me on their boards, at a time when their arrogance has been pierced, and their pride has taken a massive kicking. You, like 'Pool and Arsenal, are going to finish behind us in the league - and it's quite possible that you may not even finish in the top 4 - and you cannot face the prospect of having to argue with someone, like me, who can rip you apart every single time.

That's the truth, even though you and your cretinous crew would never be able to admit it.

But, as I say, I quite understand. There is no ill-feeling between us, only pity.

 

I'll let you calm down shall I?

 

Why would I want any favours? I've been banned, I can hardly make things any worse, can I!

The reason I made this thread is to highlight the fact that I have been banned. Any reasonable neutral fan who regularly read my posts on the Chelsea board will know that there is absolutely no justification for my being banned. And I note that the Chelsea coward who banned me has kept it all rather quiet. I don't even know who instigated the ban.

Absolutely no idea!

However, as I have made plain to Drogs, I rather suspect that it ultimately boils down to them all being too thick to put up with my intelligent and reasoned powers of argument. Let's face it, when you have board members such as District Line, Nobby202 and Skid Marks, the very last thing you'd want is someone like me tearing a new hole for you, every time you posted your inane drivel.

 

Jesus! Talk about the Kettle calling the pot black!

 

I can assure you that I am perfectly calm.

Bemused, yes. But certainly calm.

The ironic thing is, that yours has got to be the most pathetic board on this forum, among the bigger clubs. You go through some deeply embarrassing lulls, and I have actually sparked some genuine debate, because your thick lot are completely unable to come up with anything that does not simply involve the same old pathetic undermining of the mighty Spurs. You're banning decent posters at a time when you need all the support on your board that you can get

 

Yes, perfectly calm.

 

Drogs, is it really alien to you, that someone can make a firm argument, but do it in a calm, controlled manner?

 

I just don't understand why you're so bothered and also so surprised. You were warned months ago to cool it on a number of occasions and you continued to wind people up, whether you think it's the truth or not you should really have listened to that advice.

 

HIAG I don't understand why you are so concerned about the Chelsea board. If it is quiet and goes through lulls then that down to them to sort out.

If you feel like you have been unfairly banned then you can go above the Chelsea mods and go to Mick or Syd but from what i've seen I wouldn't advise it.

 

I wouldn't say that it bothers me. It's more annoying, than anything else. I always give people the benefit of the doubt. I know that you've got a very high percent of complete losers on your board - mainly because you have so few posters to start with - but I never put your lot down as the same cowardly, sensitive bunch as the Mousers and the Gooners. I thought you lot were made of sterner stuff, and it annoys me that I was wrong.

I am surprised that, like the Gooners and the Mousers, you lack the backbone to take some deserved, intelligent and witty ribbing, every now and then. And that you lack the balls to admit when you have lost a debate, when the occasion warrants it. If you lose an argument, or take a bit of deserved ribbing, you pick yourself up and dust yourself off; you don't get all sensitive and ban people!

Rubbish! Direct people to the posts of mine that were so offensive, and let them judge for themselves that what I wrote was deserving of being banned from your precious board.

You won't, because you can't.

Oh, I have absolutely no doubts that I wound most of you up. The trouble with being thick and inarticulate is that one lacks an ability either to understand when a more intelligent poster is being ironic, and the ability to formulate anything effective by way of reply, leading one to resort to foul-mouthed vulgarisms.

And let's not beat about the bush, Drogs, your lot are wound up by the fact that Spurs are not merely a far better team than Chelsea, but that your club is in such a mess. It really doesn't take much to get your lot going, does it?

What you really mean is, that I should have done what I was told and simply put up with the banal, juvenile taunting of your thicker posters, instead of putting forward intelligent quips and comments.

I am heartily glad to have disappointed you.

Don't get me wrong, I did enjoy posting on your board and taking the likes of District Line and that idiot Cooper completely apart, but I really won't lose any sleep over it.

But, I'll make you a bet, though. Those of you that are not banned from this board will be spending more and more of your time over here, arguing with me, just as we did on your board, especially during those frequent and protracted periods when your board is as dead as the grave.

 

KH, let me state this as clearly as I can, lest you continue to be bemused by this post.

I, personally, have absolutely no concern that I am banned from the Chelsea board. The loss will be greater for them, since they have so few decent posters who actually visit their board.

The purpose of this post is (a) to tell my fellow faithful that I have been banned from the Chelsea board (seeing as the Chelsea mods have decided to act surreptitiously on the subject), and (b) to highlight just how pathetic they have acted in banning me.

They're the ones who probably sanctioned the banning, after someone like Skid Marks petitioned them to ban me!

On balance, I don't think running to either of them is going to do any good, do you?

 

Hiag

Can I just say that personally, I couldn't give a rat's arse which forums you have or have not being banned from, and I suspect many others feel the same.

 

Then, simply ignore this thread, WY.

It's perfectly simple, really.

 

I'm afraid, HIAG, when you're on somebody else's turf, you have to respect their rules. No matter how daft you may think they are. As I've said before, personally, I couldn't give a toss about the Chav,or mouser boards. They mostly talk a lot of bollocks, anyway. When they come on here, usually with some half-witted wum attempt, I'm quite happy to go on the attack.
Our mods are quite liberal in what they allow from rival fans. Others, like skid marks and Piskie seem to be a tad more, shall we say, sensitive.

 

I've been banned from the Chav's Board!.....funny name for a pub. <run>