Mrs Zingy looks different from when I last visited - I'm sure she had a landing strip? You finally got rid of her Zingy?
Now that just plain unfair! Even Eric can't look THAT bad - surely? Even I don't look THAT bad - well not in a good light! As for SKY? Well he'll have to answer that Couldn't find a smilie for ducks whilst running away !
Carroll hattrick tonight. I predicted a Voronin goal a few years when he came on as a sub. And what happened? He scored. Tonight is the night.
I'll give you a tenner SKY. Get your fat lazy arse up to Warrington to collect it P.S. The offer is withdrawn if Carroll or Suarez score a hattrick before you arrive. So you only have until April 2016, when Suarez will score one for Anzhi Makhachkala...