[video=youtube_share;qeOa_OcB3DE]http://youtu.be/qeOa_OcB3DE[/video] ALL SING ALONG NOW I’ve taken all the taxman’s dough And stashed it down in Monaco In the name of my late lamented pooch And I’m stood the whole day long Swearing I’ve done nothing wrong Evasion on a wintry afternoon Save me, save me Save me from the beak I've got an interview for The England job next week And I must avoid captivity Sharing a cell with John Terry Evasion on a wintry afternoon In a tax haven, in a tax haven In a tax haven… Although I’m a great football boss In money matters I am lost Struggling in numeracy and literacy What I got from Mandaric Went to Rosie, my dead bitch Evasion on a wintry afternoon Help me, help me, help me beat this case It’s not as if I’ve offended Someone’s race 'Cause you wouldn’t be so quick to blame If ‘Arry wasn’t my first name Evasion on a wintry afternoon In a tax haven, in a tax haven In a tax haven…
For someone that asks for proof by being found guilty with regards to your Russian crook of an owner, you look like a bit a twat, don't you?
Ginge--A classic!! You will go far! I dont like to be too unkind to Harry, as he used to invite me to a fair few parties when we were young men, but, hey, you've obviously put a flea in Yid Vicious's ear, so you won on 2 fronts!
Drogs, your sig makes me laugh everytime I see it. Lovely stuff. Great song too Ginge, with the only fools and horses one to, we're well on our way to a Harry appeal Album. All proceeds go to charity (via Harry's pooch's off shore account of course).
The warden threw a party in the county jail Spurs’ title bid is about to fail Arry’s dropped the soap and the joint began to swing When they play the top 4 Spurs can’t even buy a win Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock Arry’s England hopes have taken a blow Since he stashed his bonus in Monaco He says he can’t write and he’s a little bit thick But that player he wants to buy is ‘terrific’ Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock Number 14 said to number 3 Why don’t this summer come and join me at Chelsea I sure they would be delighted with your company Better than playing for that cock Levy Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock The spuds dropped some points away to Stoke The spudlings were up in arms they didn’t get the joke They went to twitter to call the ref a tool But the ref was Foy not Hoy you fools Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock
Sittin' in the mornin' sun I'll be ****tin' when the evenin' come Watching the screws walk by And then I watch 'em laugh away again, yeah I'm sittin' near the dock for the day Watching the time roll away Ooo, I'm just ****tin' near the dock of the day Wastin' time I left my home in Sandbanks Headed for the White Hart Lane 'Cause I've had nothing to bung for And look like no brown bag come my way So I'm just gonna twitch near the dock for the day Watching the time roll away Ooo, I'm ****tin' at the dock of the day Wastin' time Look like the Tax man spend my small change Everything else still banked in my name I can't do what twelve people tell me to do So I guess I'll remain free the same, yes Sittin' here twitching my jaws And my doggie wants me back home It's two hundred miles I roamed Just to make this dock my home Now, I'm just gonna **** by this dock for the day Watching the jury walk away Oooo-wee, twitchin at the dock of the day Wastin' time
I bet all of you who contributed your libelous diatribes to this thread must be feeling pretty stupid, now? I have started a thread on the Spurs board so that you can all apologise for doubting Harry's innocence. Those man-enough to do so, may leave some words of remorse, there. So far, Drogs is the only one to have done so. Well done, Drogs
So Ensil isn't the only one who didn't detect the sarcastic '' at the end? You lot need a sense of humour
