Girl, 17, says 34K breasts are ruining her life.

Bit of a pig, probably would make a mint in porn.

 

She's got the start of bingo wings.

Fat hoor.

 

Thats puppy fat, shes only 17

Nothing wrong with fat burds anyway, I've pumped my fair share and they've always been quite good

 

fixed.

 

Chubby chasing **** that you are.

 

Naw am no a chubby chaser but I don't actually mind a bird having a bit of meat on the bone, no too fat though

 

This sex lark sounds like jolly good fun. I might give it a go some time.

 

It's all fun and games until someone takes a cumshot to the eye

 

Lesson One:

Don't do it with a man who's a poor target.



Hang on, I'll get a pen and paper. This **** could be useful.

 

Or the hair!!!

 

Well you'd know about taking cumshots more than me so I'll take your word for it

 

I bet you've taken a few too, for 'the team'.

 

Naw but I've been with a bird who squirts before, was a bit of a shock at the time

 

Aye, that's a trick and a half

 

Does your vagina have that particular trick down it's sleeve?

I thought she had just pished on me

 

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You never answered me

PM me the answer

 

I don't pm gays, sorry.

Lolz

 

Just *****philes, eh doll.

 

Too right <Glittertastic>