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Valentines weekend this week

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Barrie Lochrie, Feb 6, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    its a bit swollen and bruised after Tina ripped the heid aff it last night.

    not a pretty sight much like Tina.
     
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  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I love it when you talk dirty baby xx

    How's your vagina doing today?
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    That's harsh <laugh>

    It's like a butchers slab at the end of the evening :(

    Vagina <grr>
     
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  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    What do you call it?
     
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  5. Trypsin-1

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    What's wrong with the word Vagina? Your constant moping about it makes you look like a right vagina, how's your vagina anyway?
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    lady garden or flower.

    vagina reminds me of my old biology teacher <yikes>
     
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  7. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Flower <laugh> **** off

    I was gonna say as a joke that I bet you call it your flower, if you're being serious them am out <laugh>
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    soggy pish flaps and reeking minge.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    <laugh><laugh>.

    Gusset's another horrible word <laugh><laugh>
     
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  10. Fabulous Fabio

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    My mate calls it a snatch, never really liked that word

    you could at least call it your vajayjay or something
     
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  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    She doesn't like the word vagina, its her female nono word.

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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I call it either a clunge, ****, gash or snatch. The ex called it her vajayjay.
     
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  13. Erik

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    When I was on the piss one night I told a bird I was looking forward to exploring Wookey Hole with her <yikes>
     
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  14. Fabulous Fabio

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    It's a weird one

    In my experience the one word most burds hate is **** but oor tina probably says **** more than most of us on here
     
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  15. Tina_old

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    I've just been given into trouble by someone for saying the 'C' word. It genuinely isn't a word I use in real life.

    This place is such a bad influence on me

    Shower a ****s.
     
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  16. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Aww poor little tina getting into trouble for saying bad words

    Get it up ye
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    spunk receptacle is another for the bearded clam.
     
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  18. jonathan acworth

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    macdonalds always does the trick............
     
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  19. jonathan acworth

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    hey masked say cxxt then!
     
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  20. jenthesaint1990

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    :bandit:









    <yikes>
     
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