The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

That is my thing over here. There are tons of micro-brews all around that produce some top quality, funky, high percent beers. Good stuff. My favorite is the local Kentucky Bourban barrell ale. Ale beer that has been sitting in the bourban soaked barrells for some time. Strange taste at first as you get the beer then the bite from the bourban but it is tremendous.

 

Bluff, come on - be honest - you're really just a pisshead aren't you

 

Comes with being a player and coach Nothing beats going out with the team and getting ****ing ****-faced drunk

Or as a coach coming home from a long ass tournament and cracking a cold one

Or being a complete and utter pisshead

 

I do love me some Guinness, does stain the threads though if you've had a few too many

 

Try drinking it without blackcurrant ya tart.

 

pmk next you'll be telling him to stop getting a half pint in a skinny glass too... honestly don't mess with the man's pint. football teams are ok to slag but a man's pint is off limits.

unless its artsy farsty italian or burbon casked elistist stuff (joking)

 

It stains without blackcurrant. But you'd know that if you werent such a shandy drinker.

 

Guinness is a tipple of mine also,should be 3/4 poured at an angle in the pint glass and left to settle for at least three minutes before being topped to the finished pint.

It also turns your turds black a few hours later.

Then again maybe its the threads in your bills that your talking about.

 

Alright RHC

 

All the Aussies I've met find it hilarious that it's so big over here. It would be like if the UK managed to get away with supplying Rover engines to Airbus instead of Rolls-Royce ones.

And after that we could have John and Toni Terry. "My racist chav husband has been cheating on me with every woman under the sun". I can see Jezza having a field day with that one...

 

Did you try Coopers Ale? Top stuff that is.

 

Others have said this to me. I've never had black turds though, so it must be down to the individual.

 

Founders- Porter will turn your insides black with the quickness! Deliciuos though, one of the better American Porters.

 

One thing guaranteed to turn my poo black is liver & bacon.

That'll be the iron

 

Just leave the iron for the ironing Jonesey or you'll crack your teeth and burn your tongue,just enjoy the liver & bacon.

 

What a truly delightful conversation I've stumbled across..

 

Drinking used car oil always has a tendency to turn my turds black although you do get a great rainbow effect in the bog water afterwards.

 

Morning all. Cold enough for ya?

 

Its not cold, northern monkey/Southern softie

 

Oh, it's not cold here, I'm asking if it's cold where you are