Valentines weekend this week

I was trying to be flash with a Czech workmate the other night, she came back after the pub and i bought a bottle for £35 to surprise her... When we got back she told me she hated Vodka and polished off half a dozen Budvars.... It`s been sitting in my freezer so i am starting to attack it now, even nice neat....

 

Did you rattle her?

 

No, beeling about wasting £35 then got stoned.... Ungrateful bint...

 

Why the **** am I just hearing about this??????

I'm so ashamed

 

Maybe another time, being Czech she'll love the cock

 

It`s been so long <probably more than a year> i have lost the urge..... I got £10k redundancy and spunked the lot on drugs whores and gambling, wasted the rest.... Afterwards i didn`t want to pump anything for ages...

 

If it's been over a year then you need to get yourself in there with this Czech bird, she'll be dirty as ****

Don't do it for yourself, do it for Not606

 

She has a massive boyfriend that works with us..... And i have a big mouth.....<willendbadly>

 

Obviously you don't have outdoor heaters in Scotland

 

You're from Plymouth. Please don't use the word 'beelin'.

 

Outdoor heater in Scotland. That's a bit like pishing on a rampant petrol fire to put it out

 

I'm not from Plymouth Erik, I just happen to live here. I used it to put my point across, I'll edit it for you though to fumin'.

 

Cheers Saints, I never knew what that feckin word meant and didn't want to ask

 

I'm assuming it meant angry in Scotch talk

 

Outdoor heaters are brilliant, I sit by the sea sipping a beer with a heater over me, you still have to be wrapped up but it feels like summer

 

**** valentines, my pals out the jail tomorrow.

 

Fuck off ya yobby ****

How many friends you have in bloody jail?

 

being taken to the football, i've had worse days

 

What was he in for MD?

 

Hope you and Jen have a nice time