Valentines weekend this week

Your loss. I had pics to send too

 

I can imagine.......even though every fibre of my being is begging me not to.

 

You've got the fear.

 

Aye, a fear of internet cougars. You'd make mincemeat out of me.

 

Nothing worse than joining other pussy whipped men taking their woman out on Valentines day... You can smell the desperation.

 

And you'd love every second of it

lol @ cougar.

Get to ****.

 

You're single aren't you?

 

What's the cut off age then?

 

She just passed it - 65.

 

You stole my punchline. Prick

 

I've no idea, but I know someone who is referred to as a cougar and she's ****ing lethal.

And it's not me or a member of my family

Your coat's on a shoogly peg

 

Can I get her number???

 

It's a specialised art-form.

Have you got her number? PM me it.

 

You got there first.

 

You pair of vaginas.

 

That`s amazing, how did you know?

 

You can have tina <poor2ndprize>

 

Don`t worry Tina Gambol will still **** you......

 

How come you get the sexual equivalent of cordon bleu and I get the bargain bucket?

<SorryTina>