Valentines weekend this week

You are worthy of one of those enormous Hallmark cards Jen<highmaintenance>

 

definitely not. id rather get a homemade card instead put some effort in.
im going to west ham for valentines which is perfect.

 

I live 20 mins from Upton park.................

 

If anyone called me 'HUN' anything, I'd knock **** out of them.

Welcome home, Jen

 

A bit of lesbo action on the go?????

 

but im high maintenance

 

You do look like Henry Cooper in a wig right enough.

 

yeah im not hugely into pet names either.
hi tina wheres the banana

 

Prrrrrrrrrrrrick!!

He died

 

It's a step up from being a horrible **** at least.

 

No, it's a parallel move

 

What ****in bitch isn't??

I'd have them all shot.

Except for my beautiful daughter and my mum.

Wimmin are lucky they get anything. What do they ever get guys on Valentines Day?

I'll tell you what - **** all. Selfich tarts one and all.

 

ER's menopausal rant.

 

Fair enough. In the last 24 hours I have said you're as heavy as a T-Rex and said you look like Henry Cooper in a wig.

 

First time I've ever agreed with you old man

 

You're on a roll right enough

 

Bored as **** today. I'm the only person in the entire office building.

I was going to have a crafty ham shank but ML reckons Edmonds is in Aberdeen this week. I'm too scared now.

 

i'll get you something

 

Fear ****s are the best! Same kick from a chokey with less risk.

Try it.

Want me to send you some filthy pm's to start you off?

 

"Filthy PM's"

=

"I haven't washed my fanny in pure ages."

No thanks