Valentines weekend this week

Just ask anybody

 

awww

 

I hate Valentine's Day. It's a scam and I turn 29 on it this year, 30 next year

 

...31 the year after, and so on. What's your point?

 

I'm getting old. I want to stay young and beautiful forever

 

I widny worry about it. Women need to worry about it. Gravity and water retention are their sworn enemies.

 

you do need to worry about it

 

I do?

 

Valentines weekend???? youre a ****ing disgrace to men !!!

They get a moment of pretence if they are lucky

"Hi hunni , got you some flowers and a card - happy valentines day ...mwah

so whats on the box tonight ..."

 

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everyone does!

 

I don't.

 

Is that one of those 7p cards? I didn't realise they actually said Asda on the front

One of those could come in handy though

 

5p

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Now that is quality guaranteed !!! Unfortunetly, thats about all you will be gauranteed that night

 

The tesco one has a use by date on it

 

Does it disintegrate before Valentine's Day next year so extremely cheap ****s can't re-use it?

 

literally couldnt get anything else for 5p. surely if anyone actually bought one of those they would get dumped?

 

Why?

It's the thought that counts.

 

You would get in less trouble if you made one yourself with a sheet of folded paper, a crayon and some glitter