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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Yeah Spearing asked the rentboy " how much for a good 'ard shag?"

    Mandy replied "the last time I shagged someone it cost 'em £35M"


    and that's why he came out with "**** OFF!"







    FACT ..... or should that be ****T?
     
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  2. Sir_Red

    Sir_Red Well-Known Member

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    Appealing only changes the length of ban, not the nature of the verdict
     
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  3. Sir_Red

    Sir_Red Well-Known Member

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    Yea. I brought it up in the thread. Carroll was ****ing furious all night unless the ball was given to him on a plate. I really don't like the lad at all and he's a lot to do before I will support him fully. At the moment he gets my tenuous support only because he has to wear the red shirt.
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    balls....

    carroll worked a lot harder in the past week or two and you can see clealry the crowd are giving him support as a result. if he continues to work he'll do ok.

    spearing was shovelling a pile of **** at carroll, rubbihs useless efforts and carroll has finally found his voice and told them wehre to go.. spearing mouting back is quite normal footballer behaviour and espcially since they two are sort of mates as well.

    no story...

    plus... roll on the weekend.
     
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  5. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, right. Business. Running scared ya scouse **** :emoticon-0173-middl

    And why would we want to watch Spurs beat Chelsea in the FA Cup final? Much better to watch the title decider between City and Utd, and by then you'll definitely be able to pay out the pint for our other bet <ok>

    Not necessarily. You could've appealed for the verdict to be overturned if you'd thought the DC hadn't followed proper procedures when determining his guilt. If you thought there'd been a serious failure you could've appealed it to CAS, who could've overruled the FA.
     
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  6. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's no excuse. Apparently most Utd fans commute from Surrey and China to watch our games. Obviously they're just more passionate than you <ok>
     
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  7. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Dalglish is a whiny attention whore.

    There was absolutely no need to bring it up again, is this his poor attempt at mind games?
     
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  8. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    **** off you manc ****
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    and ferguson is a trashy racist who backed terry over his own player <ok>

    there you want to be juvenile so can i......

    <laugh>

    now... swarbs do you honeslt ythink spurs will actually try to win something.. .surely not <laugh> they've no ambition at all.
     
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  10. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    I agree it was a tad daft to bring the whole thing up again but while we're on the subject of whiny attention whores Messy did u notice Fungus commenting on the Terry/Capello situation?

    At least Kennys commenting about one of his own players and not passing judgement on something that really is nothing to do with him <ok> (not to mention R' Waynes Twitter comments about Suarez in last nights game eh). Whiny attention whores in glasshouses really shouldn't throw stones lad.
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    That's not so much being juvenile as making things up as you go along!! Fergie backed Capello, not Terry. **** know's why he would do this though I must be honest, Terry should not only be stripped of the captaincy bit never play for England till this is done and dusted.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    In complete agreement with you here MITO. Carroll is now improving with every game. Provided he can start to slot a few, we should be fine with him. Spearing didn't have a bad game, but he did serve some gash up for Carroll.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Business = interviewing for a VP of Sales and Marketing for a gene therapy and cGMP biotech. Salary c. £100K <ok>

    I was actually looking forward to your reaction to the 'banter' in there. There were even a few of you lot in there last night screaming for the yids <doh>

    As far as the FA Cup final is concerned, one thing is absolutely certain. You lot won't be in it <ok>
     
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  14. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Several passes by Spearing went totally wrong last night. This is one part of his game he really needs to work on.
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Surprisingly enough............................................































    ...........................................FAIL <ok>
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    ah... <laugh> come on... can't fool me that way. if you speak up for capello you then back his thoughts on terry by extension.... you need to be very very explicit in your views on terry at the same time to avoid that. Ferguson tacitly backed terry by backing capello's stance.

    for the record the significant amount of the england squad who may be angry now with capello is huge.

    .....

    spearing did do ok, for waht he is, he's developing bad habits playing with gerrard and adam... those boys turn their back on play and wande rup filed and i saw spearing doing his... you've got to be availble as anout to your centre halves lad...

    he tried to find his buddy a few times more than he should maybe and a few passes outwide got cut out easily too. he did ok, its just he's not had the time to develop has he?

    at 23 he's like gibson but played even less, needs to play a lot more to find his feet. the one good thing he's got is attitude, no matter what else he'll work for everything he gets.

    ...................

    RHC thats the easiest job in the world... gene therapy, all you gotta do is say you'll make old bird look like young birds and there you go, sales galore... go get some fit old bird like the lot on those loriel ads pay them a lot and there you go..

    gene therapy should neve rbe used to cure the sick, thats no good, jsut cure wrinkles...
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I think you'll find that their portfolio is targeted at treating cancer and cardiovascular disease <ok> Are you thinking of jean therapy?
     
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  18. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Hang on a minute sunshine, what part of fergies statement is whiny? My point is that after all the media furorie and alleged media witch hunt against Liverpool (which wouldn't have happened if suarez hadnt behaved so ignorantly) a guilty verdict, the ban served.... Dalglish is STILL playing the victim, when his player was the friggin perp!

    He just slipped that little comment into his speech aswell the slimey get.

    As for Rooney, so what? He's not the manager of a team so does not have to lead by example. Plus, he was just commeting on the game, not an incident from ****ing october 2011.

    You want the media, United fans et al to stop harping on about the Suarez/Evra incident? Send a memo to your idiotic manager first. Christ, his PR skills are ****!
     
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  19. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Jean who?
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    nope... tell them their barking up the wrong tree.. curing or reducing cancer and heart disease is all well and good but the big bucks is in skin cream...

    that mut beyonce makes more off perfumes and **** than she does over giggling her fat ass.
     
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