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Met Police Ukash Virus

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  1. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    Just got this basterdin virus, anyone know best way to get rid of it?

    Locks your computer, official police looking screen comes up saying your system has been blocked because you have been watching child porn and sending terrorist threats <laugh>

    I actually for it was real at first because of all the child porn i watch and terrorist threats that I send but then I realised it was a virus, managed to get back on the internet but can literally do nothing else.

    The fact that a £100 payment would unlock your computer and clear you of **** motivated terrorist activities was a bit of a giveaway.

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  2. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Just pay the money Ed <ok>
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Nah but someone has hacked my hotmail account and now it has been froze. Tells me to change password and then won't let me do it.

    Hunners of people are getting spam from my account.

    Be wary its becoming an epidemic in Britain.
     
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  4. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    <laugh> i hod on tae a gee sum scammer a ton, so i can keep the virus and be a ton doon
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Have you tried switching it off and back on again?
     
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  7. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    i knew they would catch up with me eventually :bandit:
     
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  8. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    aye, same ****, it disabled task manager, managed to get onto regedit and undo that but it ****ed is up before i could find the process to stop it.

    got a laptop sittin here anyway so no really a big problem but obviously I dont want to lose the mountains of child porn i have on this.
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    **** knows how you fannys end up with these viruses.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

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    got a laptop sittin here anyway so no really a big problem but obviously I dont want to lose the mountains of child porn i have on this.[/QUOTE]

    understandable concern right enough.
     
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  11. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    trying malwarebytes just no, see wit happens
     
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  12. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    romanian porn <ok>
     
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  13. YeOldeYozzwolde

    YeOldeYozzwolde Active Member

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    Aye. that's a right **** to get rid of, had it myself a few months back.
    At work at the moment, but wll give you the rundown on how to get rid later when i get home.<ok>
     
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  14. Tom_BCFC

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    Safe mode and malwarebytes job jone <ok>
     
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  15. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    running malwarebytes just now but not in safe mode...
     
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  16. SouthStand

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    lol @ Windows
     
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  17. brb b0t

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    [video=youtube;3KcqBKOuwqU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KcqBKOuwqU[/video]
     
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  18. YeOldeYozzwolde

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  19. Tina_old

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    Aye, I know someone else who had that problem recently <laugh>
     
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  20. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Me too, he's a big sexy ****er with a massive penis
     
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