Lizzie on the throne.....

Come on now theres no need for that, it's no my fault you're ****ing ancient

 

Daft **** should know a good thing when she sees one an' all, turning down offers of a fisting from a handsome young 20-year-old like me in favour of Gambol

 

Is that offer open to anyone? I get lonely some nights.......

 

Aye. To be honest, the joke's on Tina because I've been having my way with Gambol as well

When shall I pop round?