The bearded SKY

I've decided not to have a shave until Carroll or Suarez score a hat-trick......

Am I crazy?

Could I look like this come the end of the season?

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Anyway I'm doing it for charity - and so far raised £34 for cancer research. I'm not asking for donations as it would'nt work online! I'm just pestering my footie mates for CASH

I will occasionally post a picture so you can see the bearded one's progression

 

Could you look like this?...

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Zingy - that is a frightening picture - you can still see the plastic on the mould line on his nose!!!

 

That's a lookalike of Zing's wife.

 

Even a hat trick of passes

 

You'll have to shave the fu.ker off before you come up here. Most people, well blokes anyway, don't have hair on their heads either

 

i reckon thats a mite optomistic by seasons end but i can't see either man getting a hat rick by this time next year (even though suarez has done for uraguay)

 

Sky- you need to post the definitive "before" picture so we can all see how you're getting on.
And not that ten year old one you put up pretending it's current.

 

Should have bundled Bellamy in too and you might have stood a chance!

 

You'd have been better off betting on Pepe getting one than Mandy Ya beardy bastard

 

I think we should have a vote on what beard style it should be:

Option 1: The "Neck" Beard

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Option 2: The "Far Eastern" Beard

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Option 3: The "No 'Tache" Beard

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Option 4: The "Full Face" Beard

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Or Option 5: The "Only a German Should Ever Sport One of These" Beard

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That was last year in Thailand

The before photo -

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Billy I'm going for the 'Far Eastern Beard'

With anyluck I'll be shaving in a couple of weeks

 

Fu man cho?

 

The Fu Man Chu look eh...quality

I honestly think it's going to be by your knees by the time you get to hack it all off mate but let's hope you can have a fresh faced look tomorrow morning but somehow I doubt it.

 

Yep

With the aroma of hoisin sauce.....

 

Ps...my vote would've been for the neck beard

 

I'm concerned that in 3 years time I might be tripping over it

**** it as it's for charity I don't give a **** - got my total up to £58

 

Or....

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Is that you Bluff?