I'm not making it up.. she literally knocked herself out... I did think for a minute til i found a pulse she was dead. the teabagging was to help bring her round
I have to own up to the fact that I have no idea what this term means. Perhaps you, being the expert, could enlighten me?
I expect nothing less from the press, the situations these arose from are staggeringly similar, yet the way they have been portrayed and dealt with couldn´t be further apart !
Sorry mate, but the saddos would still be out there looking for the clock being stopped for something in one game and not the other. Oh look, Howard Webb stopped the clock immediately for this injury but for this one he waited till the stretcher was on the pitch etc etc. You could probably improve the situation, but it will never go away. Look at our game against City in 09/10 - the rules say add on one minute for a goal and 30 seconds for a substitution. Four second half goals and four substitutions means six minutes of added time. Owen scores in the sixth minute and suddenly everyone's looking at the highlights to time the celebrations and subs and saying the rules are stupid. Besides which, it would only be a matter of time before some poor ref stopped his watch and forgot to start it again, and had his career ended by constant media pressure as a result. Trust me, I've done it as a ref before - it's easy enough to do in the heat of the game.
And Hydrochloric is the granddaddy of them all. Just had an interview for a job I'm not sure I want. Come summer it'd be twelve hour days and half day saturday, that can get to **** I tell thee. When would I get the opportunity to waste my life away on a football/aggro forum? Tunns, in your 'hood mate having a pint of frankly **** ale in the Prince of Wales. **** pub, **** beer. ****ing criminal.
Actually, it's worse. The clientelle is ****ing rank. It's forced my hand and I'm going to get an earlier train than planned, I was going to have my own little private baby head wetting but this place is making me itch.
Nah. That's the bar where I'm meeting Swarbs on Saturday, IF he gets from underneath his wife's thumb
if i'd known I could of taken an extended lunch, we could of had pints of pimms & some shellfish ... you know like all 'ard core united fans do!
I'm fairly disgusted with that I have to say, to lose after bowling out the opposition out for 99 first innings is criminal. They certainly won't be 'world No.1' for very much longer if the batsmen can't be arsed to bat. Yeah, both are well thank you. We (she) have gone for Nansi by the way. Nansi Isabella. I wanted the middle name first but got over ruled as always!