Speed wife drops bombshell at inquest

Watford fans are classier than that Gambol

 

I'll race you, I bet I can get Tina in the sack (naw, no the bawsack) before you can get Betty in

 

Youre too subtle for your own good

 

Aye but she's no been stalked by an expert yet.

 

No fair. We all know how easy Tina is.

 

Yep, that is usually my undoing. I should be more forthright in my approaches.

 

Aye but she hates me

 

Don't let a little thing like that put you off

 

This is true.

No offence.

 

True, that does level the playing field a bit.

 

None taken, just means I'd pump you even harder to try and hurt you <upthearsewithnolube>

 

She'll be back. Have no worries about that.

PS. it would be helpful if you didn't use phrases like "little thing" when ahm chattin up a burd. Thanks.

 

Been there done that , tina doesnt need lube <itslikeflingingasausageintoabucket>

 

Yeah, I did leave her broken and gaped. Sorry about that.

 

Time for a wee trip to the Watford board methinks.

 

I've never come across such a trio of dreamers in my life

 

After this new evidence that has came to light I'd like to propose a swap deal to Gambol, Tina and her gaped arse for Betty

 

Some people live vicariously through other people, we live vicariously through a fitba forum

 

Too funny

 

Deal was done. No take backsies.

And, now I'm off to nose around the watford board.