The Baptism of an Irishman

An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol so he asks the drunk 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

The drunk shouts 'Yes, oi am.'

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk 'Brother have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks 'Have you found Jesus my brother?'

The drunk again answers 'No, oi I haven't found Jesus.'

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher 'Are you sure dis is where he fell in?'

 

**** joke.

 

That was bad Sam.

 

Sorry Sam. CRAP

 

That's funny, I nearly wet myself when Brendan Grace told it.

 

He's obviously not that good because I haven't heard of him.

 

Brendan Grace in that case is an unfunny ****.

 

I thought it was funny.

not the joke, just how **** it was

 

It was a decent joke.

 

You just don't know good comedy

[video=youtube;DqvSNTNZzE4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqvSNTNZzE4[/video]

 

My wife was mortified when her PIP breast implant ruptured and began leaking industrial grade silicone!

However, she has now had her nipple pierced and we've been able to seal around the bath tub, the shower tray and the hand basin.



That's a joke Sam

 

A Dundee Utd fan heading to the Rangers game today stops an old lady and asks her the way to Ibrox.

She says, 'Just follow the crowds, son'.

Poor ****er ended up at Braehead Shopping Centre.

 

No it's not

 

Yes it is

 

And he's a dirty fenian!

 

That's the whole appeal. It's just good, honest and innocent comedy, mostly.

 

This and I'm 52

 

Irish in **** humour shocker.

And that's my cue.