According to reports in the Daily Mirror Roy Keane is to return to management with Millwall. Apparently Millwall are unhappy with Kenny Jackett and are due to replace him with Keane. Poor Millwall, good job Moro (Steve Morison) left and joined us when he did, otherwise his career would have gone downhill with Keane in charge.
How many Roy Keanes does it take to change a lightbulb.....? One, he stands still and the whole world revolves around him. What do you get if you offer Roy Keane a penny for his thoughts? Change. A bloke on his way home from work in Dublin comes to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, this traffic seems worse than usual, nothing's moving. He notices a Garda Officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "What's the hold up?" The officer replies: "It's the ex-Ipswich manager, Roy Keane, he's just so depressed about getting tonked by Norwich, failing to be a decent manager and buying terrible players and now that he's been offered the Millwall job, he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set fire to himself. He says everybody hates him so I'm walking up and down the cars collecting for him" "Oh really?" says the man, "How much have you collected?" "So far, only about 2.5 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning" A little boy says to his mother: 'Mammy, Mammy, when I grow up I want to be like Roy Keane' She replies, 'You can't do both, son'. What's the difference between Roy Keane and God? God doesn't think he's Roy Keane.
Well it makes sense because it's near the Isle of Dogs! Ba Boom Tish! Right I'll just go get my coat.
Where did you get that drum kit Northants? I'm thinking of getting one for my grandson and yours sounds like a professional one!
