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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by u408379965, Mar 11, 2011.

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What do I do??

  1. Blackmail

  2. Bribery

  3. Bide my time

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  1. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Ok, so I've been seeing this girl, lets call her Maxine, for a few months. I was getting off with her this evening when some jogger went past, stopped and started staring at us. I was about to tell the pervert to do one, before he carried on running. Afterwards Maxine was all tense and nervous, and she seemed distracted when she left.

    Anyway, she just phoned me up and called the whole thing off. She said she was in a long term relationship, and that she'd been rumbled by the pervy jogger who it turns out is mates with her boyfriend.

    What should I do?

    Blackmail the bitch by threatening to tell the bloke she's seeing?
    Bribe the jogger to keep his silence?
    Or wait and see how things turn out when he finds out?
     
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    u408379965, Mar 11, 2011
  2. TheLittleGeordie

    TheLittleGeordie Active Member

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    speak to Hatem is a geordie i reckon

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    Also you need to bide your time
    remember what we learnt from when Bartons Tash asked for help, suprise is key.............
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 11, 2011
  3. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    <laugh> Me me lol so hard! 5 Star and rep! <laugh>

    EDIT: Are you sure he was a jogger, not a runner?
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 11, 2011
  4. AH

    AH Active Member

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    Haha. nice one <ok>

    Attempting rep...
    edit; Attempted rep
    Failed rep :(
     
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    AH, Mar 11, 2011
  5. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    <laugh> rep <ok>
     
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    I want curly hair too, Mar 11, 2011
  6. Voluptuous Vuckic

    Voluptuous Vuckic Active Member

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    <laugh> Brought a smile out for the first time today. Rep!
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Mar 11, 2011
  7. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Not sure. Either way he was moving faster than I'd ever bother to. <ok>
     
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    u408379965, Mar 11, 2011
  8. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Some ****er won't let me give this guy rep, dam.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Mar 11, 2011
  9. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Blackmail the bitch by threatening to tell the bloke she's seeing?

    Got to make a penny or two,haven't you!

    Rep coming your way too.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 11, 2011
  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Maybe not.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to AbsolutelyGlorious again.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 11, 2011

  11. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Think there trying to get us to spread it round can never give it to the regular ones.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Mar 11, 2011
  12. Tiggyrimana

    Tiggyrimana Active Member

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    blackmail the bitch
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 11, 2011
  13. AH

    AH Active Member

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    Don't worry, I'll take one for the team. You can all spread it round to me. Don't worry guys, I'll be brave
     
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    AH, Mar 11, 2011
  14. TheLittleGeordie

    TheLittleGeordie Active Member

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    Ok mate, if your sure
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 11, 2011
  15. AH

    AH Active Member

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    I'm scared :'( I'll be brave though guys, don't worry
     
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    AH, Mar 11, 2011
  16. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Bribery the most popular option so far. If you take the blackmail advice on the other thread as well Hatem you stand to make a tidy sum. ;)
     
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    u408379965, Mar 11, 2011
  17. TheLittleGeordie

    TheLittleGeordie Active Member

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    It's not working i still can't rep AG, your sacrifice was in vein
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 11, 2011
  18. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Wished I'd done that when I cheated on my girlfriend bribed someone to keep quiet.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Mar 11, 2011
  19. AH

    AH Active Member

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    Haha. I tried :p I rep'd you back ha
     
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    AH, Mar 11, 2011
  20. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Acid-Hippo again.

    Everybody's out of luck.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 11, 2011
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