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Japanese Tsunami jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE, Mar 11, 2011.

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  1. EDGE

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    <laugh> Busted

    What's with signature cock-chops?

    I'm flipping fuming ;)
     
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  2. Don Kiddick

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    It is reported that rescuers in Japan have called in Sir Elton John, George Michael and Graham Norton
    to help search through the rubble for injured survivors.

    Their help could be invaluable as they are experts at spotting Jap-eyes covered in ****.

    Offended ? Call 08457 8080663 and ask for wet Susan.
     
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  3. Kamran - KingKoscielny

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    What kind of a sick article is this you ****ing prick?
     
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  4. Mick

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    Thats bad. If it ain't funny then it's wrong <whistle>
     
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  5. EDGE

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Kamran - KingKoscielny

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    You find this funny? Hundreds of people are dead/dying are you're making jokes about it? You're a disgrace to humanity.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

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    Looks like I've been missing all the fun. Who's the cock running from place to place bitching about not606?

    I have to say I feel really sorry for the people of Japan. On the bright side they may have a good chance at winning the body surfing world championship's next year

    Anyway, I'm off to DROWN my sorrows in remembrance.
     
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    If you're being serious Kamran I agree with you totally. Making jokes about celebrities say is one thing, if Charlie Sheen wants to take drugs he deserves to be mocked for instance. But by the stuff I'm reading here, it's like people are happy that hundreds of people have died.
     
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    I need a drink:

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  10. EDGE

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    Listen you über-offended ****s.

    I sympathise whole-heartedly with the people of Japan 100% but it's only words.

    And I'm pretty sure there are no Japanese on this forum.

    You knew when you clicked on this thread what the content was going to be, and 'you made the choice' to click on it.

    Apologies if you're offended, not intended, now **** off.

    Thanks

    EDGE - Secret Mod.
     
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  11. Don Kiddick

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    Thank you, young man.
     
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    HOLD DOWN THE F11 KEY

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  13. Don Kiddick

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    I telephoned my Grandson in Sendai this morning to wish him a happy birthday
    but I couldn't get much sense as there was a lot of background noise, probably
    from the party, as all he kept shouting was, "Big rave!! Big rave!!"
     
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    Fortunately, I also copied and pasted everything off that page, as I was still a little suspicious.

    It would seem with good cause.

    And now, the fun begins(in tandem with the legal action).
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    The Japanese Olympic sailing team for next years competition seem to be very keen. They've just arrived in Dover!

    Why do people think having jokes about something doesn't mean you sympathise? <doh>

    My mate's alive so I'm alright... Her house int though!
     
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    is it just me, or does anybody else feel like going surfing?
     
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  17. Hash.

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    a likely story eh ..you just happened to be away while all this was going on ..........im watching you <ok>
     
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  18. John Smith

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    You're alright. Your almost there!
     
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    Which one of you is Rodney Marsh
     
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  20. EDGE

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    The tags are better than threads nowadays <laugh>

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