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An adventurous Saturday night in one's own company on the Isle of Man

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  1. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    Actually I once seen a Jap beour opening bottles with her ****... now that was classy <goodholidaysbackthen>
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Feb 4, 2012
  2. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    I opened it with a pair of pliers, a workman is nothing without his tools.
     
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  3. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    shut it smelly bum
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Feb 4, 2012
  4. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    I'm now drinking a bottle of 'Badger's Legendary Tangle Foot' which apart from sounding a bit like sexual innuendo is actually scrumptious.

    I'll give an in running update of my beer progression, you can judge me on the degradation of my grammar as the night goes on.
     
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    Mick, Feb 4, 2012
  5. Paulie Gualtieri

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    What would ya do if you were bushing ? Some Opel Vectra ablaze, everyone in good spirits and you rooting for your pliers <doh> you've been away too long
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Feb 4, 2012
  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    A Malachian does not suffer such a lapse in Grammar Mick.
     
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    Ciaran, Feb 4, 2012

  7. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    I once saw Sticky Vicky in Benidorm open a bottle of beer with her ****, I was only about 12 too when I seen it.

    Which reminds me, my stag do is in Benidorm in April, have to see if Vicky's daughter does the same trick.
     
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    Mick, Feb 4, 2012
  8. Tina_old

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    A real man would open the beer bottle with his arse cheeks.
     
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  9. irishgreen

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    That would be me ****ed when sober. <sometimein1968>
     
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  10. Paulie Gualtieri

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    Youre the only real man on here <doh>
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Feb 4, 2012
  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Laters homos.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Feb 4, 2012
  12. Tina_old

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    No ****, Sherlock.
     
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  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Aye, **** off ya orange bastard. Nobody wants you here.

    xx
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    Up the 'RA.
     
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  15. Trypsin-1

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    Why have you suddenly gone all up the RA in the last few days?

    And i'm the plastic paddy <whistle>
     
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  16. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Mick, I've sent you a pm...please read it.
     
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  17. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Am only messing. Trying to sook in with RebelBhoy too.

    <blush>
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 4, 2012
  18. RebelBhoy

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    You don't need to try Christina<ok>
     
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    RebelBhoy, Feb 4, 2012
  19. Trypsin-1

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    Tina, how much facial hair do you have, on a scale of stubble to Jim Henson?
     
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  20. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Why do you ask? Would you like to stroke it?
     
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