J W Heron

another slice of cheese to brighten up ur monday

 

What a guy

 

Cracking, absolute legend

 

I like the juxtaposition between the romantic nature of the dream and the brutal honesty of his hard-on. What a legend!

 

av emailed him to see if she liked it. he sent her that on friday

 

nev you should get him to join not 606.

 

al ask him. he'd be funny as **** on here

 

that guys ****in brilliant

 

what do you reckon nev, minger?

 

**** knows, he says she's a darlin. av heard it all before tho. he says she's his future wife

 

that sounds familiar! once he's ****ed her though she'll just be another fake tanned monster like the one you used to shag

 

asked him ther if he shagged her and this is his response (thank **** am off the booze btw) -

 

he's a sexual deviant btw, horniest **** av ever met

 

i really hope he anally destroys her then never speaks to "his future wife" again

 

big jacko is mental aswell. he's 35 and him and his 18 year old neighbour got a swally when jacko's wife was out and eneded up fonin a hooker round. so they shagged her then got more drunk and the 2 of them conked out bollock naked on the bed with baby oil on the bed

guess who walked in? his wife

explain that 1.

 

i'm sure i'd think of something, i work well under pressure

i'd open with "thank god you're home!" then improvise from there

 

there was used johnnies on the floor aswell. no matter u say ur faucked. ur either gay or shaggin hookers

 

You should get that **** on here never mind JW!!!