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Where the F**K is UIR?

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by SKY+, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. SKY+

    SKY+ Guest

    Just wondering if anyone knows where he's been recently?

    He was a top bloke and a good addition to your board...

    I have 2 guesses where he is -

    1 - Finally lost his virginity and now he's pussy whipped.
    2 - Shacked up with Berb in some dirty squat in the Medway Towns doing unspeakable things to each other while looking at pictures of Nani.


    But seriously, any ideas where he's gone?

    Is he now a Lurker - if so get your scrawny Manc arse back on here you twat <ok>
     
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  2. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    3. Your mum's house <ok>
     
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  3. Alan

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    Not seen him on here since December.
     
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  4. Constcrepe

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    Where is Berb and Merry?
     
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  5. Alan

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    Berb was on a couple of days ago.

    Who is Merry?
     
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  6. Constcrepe

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    merrysupersteve. Profile says he was on 19/01/12 but rarely comments these days.
     
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  7. Hizmo

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    Not606 has changed, I hardly see anyone from the early days of Not606 around any more.
     
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  8. Alan

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    I was not around at the early stages of Not606.

    What was it like?
     
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  9. Constcrepe

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    Mad. Wumming and swearing every where on a huge scale.
     
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  10. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Combination of 2 and 3. UIR and Berb are shacked up with Sky's mum. <ok>
     
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  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I didn't see him whilst I was at your sister's SKY+ <ok>

    The laws of physics/biology would suggest that within 9 months of his 'relationship' he will soon get fed up and return to the forum to get away from her.
     
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  12. BringBackfootie

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    I pitty the poor girl with that twisted ****:)


    Berb got canned and is now living in a cardboard box, can you get broadband provisioned to a cardboard box?
     
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  13. SKY+

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    Option 3 is unavailable - Unless UIR has died <yikes>

    R.I.P UIR <rose>
     
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  14. SKY+

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    Quite funny really - the days of the chatbox, although very aggressive at times, was also ****ing hilarious at times.

    The main forum was quiet, probably a 10th of the amount of members that are here now.
     
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  15. SAMOC

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    :emoticon-0106-cryinHis facebook has confirmed what we feared. RIP UIR :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  16. SKY+

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    Loss of his virginity?

    You never know Comas you could be next <ok>
     
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  17. SAMOC

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    Hopefull your gran will do more than just rim me next time
     
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  18. SKY+

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    Typical come back from a certified Virgin <applause>

    Good luck with hunt for pussy Comas.
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    So number 1 was correct <ok>

    Welcome back mate - and congratulations on the news.

    You deserve it :)
     
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  20. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Cheers man.

    Didnt know I was so missed. Think I might have a cry.
     
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