1800: Top Gear - presented by 3 of your favourite experts on the subject - Kolo Toure, Adrian Mutu and Rio Ferdinand 1900: Red Dwarf - Sammy Lee goes apoplectic at realising he won't get a shot at the manager position for another 4 years. 1930: Film: Scarface - Joleon Lescott stars in the remake of this cult classic. 2200: Whose Line Is It Anyway? Guest starring the 3 presenters of Top Gear! 2300: CSI Crime Scene Investigation - Grissom at the team are called in to investigate the disappearance of a Mr W Rooney on Sunday 6th March 2011. 2345: Late Night Movie - Mission Impossible 2 - Dirk Kuyt strives to convince some Liverpool fans that he deserves a place in the starting 11.
17:00 - Desperate Housewives: One of the girls comes in for some attention from Ashley Cole and receives a picture message that leaves the show on a cliff hanger. John Terry also stars. 18:00 - Police Camera Action: This week see's Surrey police issue Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole a speeding fine for doing 104mph in a 50mph. No other cars involved apparently.... 19:00 - Moto Cross GP - Favorite to win John Terry faces of against underdog Ashley Cole in this Quad Bike challenge. These boys do it hardcore style by not wearing helmets. Oh yeah
20:00 Film: Grosse Pointe Blank. Black comedy starring Ashley Cole as professional assassin Martin Q. Blank. 22:00 Lock N' Load with R. Lee Ermey. This week Ermey is joined by his old buddy Ashley Cole to talk about .22 rifles.
That's what you get for using Sikipedia. Utd never declared a transfer fee for Anderson, but Porto put a press release out saying it was up to 30 million Euros dependent on appearances / success. I'd guess it was a ã14 mill initial fee with up to ã6 mill in stage payments. Given he's played over 120 times and won the CL and two PLs, it's a fair bet we've paid the full 30 mill by now. Which is about ã20 mill based on the exchange rate at the time. Worth every penny, if just to see him hit the winning penalty in the 2008 CL final 20:00 - Dude, is that my car? - Jermaine Pennant struggles to remember if he owns a car, and to determine if it was one of the many ones nicked by Scousers whilst he was at the low point of his career just before his revival at Portsmouth.
Back to The MUTV programme listings after the Yernited fans decided to destroy a harmless article that was only meant to be a bit of fun. 10.00.The Jeremy Kyle Show.Jeremy tries to give Wayne Rooney anger management advice and reminds him that corner flags are defenceless and do not fight back.He also teaches Rio Ferdinand memory retention techniques on how to remember to take a piss and to remember to turn up in big games. 11.00.Dumber and Dumber.Starring Wayne Rooney and Ryan ''I live in Cheshire'' Giggs. 12.00.Saturday Fight night.Starring Man United fans on a trip to Rome.
LFC TV tonight. 20.00 Pie in the Sky. Drama about a football team from Liverpool who dream about winning the Premier League. 21.00 Deal or No Deal. Mike Ashley tells Liverpool FC its ã35 million or nothing for Andy Carroll. Will New England Sports Ventures buckle under the pressure and sign the Geordie criminal? 22.00 Film. Inside Job. Documentary Drama about corruption in football. Featuring Bruce Grobbelaar 00.00 Full Circle with Michael Palin. Documentary by the former Monty Python star. This week he talks to NESV about going back to Kenny Dalglish in their pathetic attempt to recapture the glory days.
I knew some pedant was going to say that. Funny thing when critics say, "Oh, anybody can edit Wikipedia" like it's a negative when it means errors are much easier to correct than everywhere else one may do research, like the media and internet forums. It might not even have been where I found my figure. I usually try to find two sources. And as we've already seen on another thread, you can find a news article that says one thing and I can find the exact opposite. My sig needs edited to reflect the fact research really is our enemy. Ech, Djimi Traore has a Champions League winner's medal.
And yet George Best never went to a World Cup and Dalglish is a Jock. Scary doesn't quite cover it. 'Football is evil' gets closer.
Yeah, and you just knew that pedant would be me! So does David May. David May! Superstar! Got more medals than Shear-er! I loved hearing that chant at OT in the early 00s.
There was one chant I loved hearing it from the 00s.It was Arsenal fans singing ''Give it to Barthez,Give it to Barthez''. It was when Barthez passed the ball to Thierry Henry....twice and he scored. Here's one from 1998,It was Arsenal fans singing ''Thank you very much for the 6 points Fergie,thank you very much thank you very very much.'' Or this one from West Ham fans at Beckham in 1998.''You're **** and your birds a slag,you're **** and your birds a slag''. Or Sunderland fans at Gazza when he was at Middlesbrough.''You're fat and you beat your wife,your fat and you beat your wife''.
Those ones were quality - the Arsenal ones were just a bit unimaginative imo. I did like the one for Utd fans against Gerrard to the them of Que Sera Sera: Steve Gerrard Gerrard He kisses the badge on his chest Then puts in a transfer request Steve Gerrard Gerrard Steve Gerrard Gerrard He beats up DJs in bars He runs over kids in his car Steve Gerrard Gerrard Maybe you should start a chants thread?
How about this. Coleen is a slapper. She plays with dirty toys. When she's shagging Rooney She's dreaming Davie Moyes. Who's that shagging in the lowry. Who's that with a dirty whore. Wayne Rooney is his name He hasn't got a brain. And he won't be shagging Coleen anymore. No woman no Kai Oh no woman no Kai No woman no Kai. Oh no woman no Kai. His father is his brother. His sister is his mother. They all shag each other. The Neville family. Gary Neville shags his mother. And his sister and his brother. They all shag each other. They're all inbred.
