Lesson 1 - How to start an argument: Step 1 - Express an opinion. Step 2 - Wait................ Lesson 2 - How to become universally hated Step 1 - Read everything anyone posts on any thread no matter the topic (helpful if you don't have a life, as this may take some time) Step 2 - Correct anyone's opinion who even slightly differs from yours no matter the subject. Step 3 - Repeat step 2 no matter how ill informed you are on the topic being discussed Step 4 - Remember, no matter how many posters disagree with you or the proof they can provide; you are always right and never ever wrong. Step 5 - Never leave the forum, you don't want to miss a the chance to show off your amazing intellect. Lesson 3 - The way to deal with those who use reasoned argument against your posts Step 1 - Respond with - 'I respect your opinion, but your full of ****' Step 2 - Sit back in your with a smug grin. Argument won. Lesson 4 - When words are just not enough Step 1 - Have Google open in another tab. Step 2 - Search for crushing 'epic fail' images Step 3 - Post image Lesson 5 - How to become the toughest son of a bitch on the planet Step 1 - Log into the forum
lesson 6 no matter what a mag says they are full of **** with the exeption of Overseas Toon and Big Geordie Dave oh and Sombrero is a canny lad.....[ sometimes ha ha ]
Except chappedarses list has 20 lessons. Lesson 19 - Start off reasonable post, then drone on for 3 pages, making sure to insert snidey remarks along the way.
Step 87 Always have an amusing story of dog walking, animal sex and when I was a boy tales to keep the other readers amused. When they say you are boring accept they are wrong, you are right and every family has an incident of dog sex, they just find it socialy unacceptable to own up.
Lesson 101. Constantly invade another board, and repeatedly talk utter ****e about your own team, even on threads have nothing to do with them.?
