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You Couldn't Make This Shizz Up If You Tried

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by QWOP, Mar 11, 2011.

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  1. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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  2. Agent Bruce

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    He should keep off the grass!
     
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  3. overseasTOON

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    I can sympathise with him as I also have a very rare allergic reaction to grass. It's an oil that causes me to hyperventilate and as such; I've not smoked it since I was 16.

    It is that 'grass' we're talking about; isn't it?
     
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  4. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    read that earlier same thoughts as you
     
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  5. Samuel L Ameobi

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    This happened to a Lazio player this week too. Scored two goals, celebrated by rolling round like a baby in a huggys advert then he combusted. Its the dye they use to make the grass look pretty for the television cameras.
     
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  6. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    ROFLcoptor emote

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    no.7 for me
     
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  7. MagpieMuzz

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    I saw that earlier, LMFAO.
    What does he play on the rest of the time?
     
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    MagpieMuzz, Mar 11, 2011
  8. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    I suspect he uses his massively inflated ego to just glide over the grass!
     
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  9. Beatski

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    That's not a ROFLcopter, this is a ROFLcopter:

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    Beatski, Mar 11, 2011
  10. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    What the hell? A footballer allergic to grass?!?! <laugh>
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 11, 2011

  11. Shola's Scissor Kick

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    Isn't Phillips Idowu (GBR Triple Jumper) allergic to sand?
     
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  12. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    gold medals i think or is that the rest of them
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Mar 11, 2011
  13. MagpieMuzz

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    I believe it was Long Jumper Jade Johnson
     
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  14. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    If so... why on Earth did he take that profession <laugh>
     
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