I have £25

FFS.


Just buy some base or some pills.

You won't need to eat

 

This.

 

If Eddie wasn't banned he could give you a good tip to stick your £25 on

MD could go all out and be crazy, he might even stick £3 on it this time

 

Gee it a rest ya ****

 

Buy a rope and a 3 legged stool

 

Shouldn't that read "I'm a whore, not cheap"

 

Yeah, but by the time he got to the farm shop he'd have worked up an even bigger appetite.

 

Is that the Gary Speed Diet?

 

£10 on England/Wales to win in the 6 nations this weekend

 

Haven't you heard it was an accident? Boy, was his face red.

 

You might as well **** into two tenners

 

His arse too by all accounts

 

Vicious rumour and slanderous lies. His gaper was well gaped and wasn't red at all.

 

Spend £5 on porridge, should last you a week, and £20 on a pokey bum ****.

 

I don't have to pay for a pokey bum ****, I have 2 hands.

 

In that case spend £25 on porridge and do your own pokey bum **** smeared in porridge.

 

Go to Lidl, you can get 4 frozen pizzas for 2.50 and 6 cans of beer for less than a fiver, it's some random european beer, not Stella, but it's pretty good

I agree with BFM and MD though, a corner of base every few hours, you won't be hungry and you'll be awake til the 15th, £25 isn't enough though, you'd need a 1/4oz of the stuff at least

 

I thought speed was just for single mothers and tramps

 

and Toby

 

i had toby down as one of the single mothers