I have £25

There's one near where I work and I sometimes go in if I'm feelin to lazy to go elsewhere. Then I leave furious that I went in. The robbin bastards.

 

That's fine. As long as the 'it' doesn't refer to some poor animal

 

Gambol and ST are living proof that Wine isn't for the upper classes.

I can't drink the stuff or else i get totally ****ed, i used to be mad for that boxed stuff but i ended up getting into too much trouble had to pack it in

 

Chum. Now yer thinking out the box. Dogfood is probably very cheap. Slap some pasta sauce on some pedigree chum

 

You're doing it wrong

 

Fucking tramp

 

Same, I alway seem to get pissed off by there deals. It's embarrassing some of the **** they say is on deal.

I can't afford meat at the moment.

I like wine but I'd rather have a cider, ale or beer.

 

It is a very different kind of buzz than that you would get from beer or spirits. Two bottles and I'm a bit tipsy. Three bottles and I'm ****in bladdered. Disny seem to be any middle ground.

 

I thought dog food was expensive. I could just pull grass out the ground and poor ketchup on it?

 

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Solution to all your problems my good man, 2 and a half bottles.

 

Dunno. I don't have a dog. But I wouldny have thought it expensive to feed something that would basically eat any old ****e.

Had a dog when I was married, but the missus did the shopping and the feeding. Gonny be pissed off if the dog cost more to feed than me.

 

You and I both know it disny work like that

 

You could always get a big bottle of Frosty Jack. I can be ****ed off that for ages. White cider is the ****.

 

Seriously though saints you can get a crate and enough food to survive you for 25 quid, farmfoods is your friend.

 

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Your alcohol tolerance probably ain't as high as mine, and I like the alcohol to taste good.

Sam, if you want something that taste alright and is cheap. Frosty jack mixed with cherry lambrini!

 

Farmfoods is a trek from mine though and I don't have a car and nor do my housemates.

 

No sympathy here i ****ing walk everywhere.

 

So do I, but I'm not walking an hour to get some frozen food

 

You could always try doing it the bear grylls way ... there's bound to be something to munch nearby.