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Why don't you meet both of us for a drink and we'll **** you?

 

You couldn't afford me x

 

I'm sure he can muster up 74p and a pickled egg if he tries really hard.

 

We're no wanting to buy ye, just **** ye.

 

Aye, good one.

 

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Tell you what, you stop supporting terrorists and I'll stop speaking to Tina like that (even though she loves it)

All joking aside rebel, sook my ****ing ****e.

 

<Handbags>.

 

Excellent. I'm just winding up work I could do with some entertainment till I get picked up at 4:30

Have at it lads

 

I'm geeing the rub nothing hes a wee Irish wannabe fanny.

 

He says you're a wee dick. Just sayin.

 

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Listen to you, you're a wee dafty rebel that's no even worth my time so I'll leave you with this.

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Is that a Sausage Supper he's eating there?

 

Don't be so offensive to the Irish plight venom **** sake have you no heart?

 

My family escaped. **** the rest of them

 

C'mon tae ****. Get proper fight goin and entertain me for half an hour. Is that really too much to ask?