Inventions that could make it on Dragons Den!

a tried and tested technique, but with the risk of sobering up any time, this would provide a faster method to get in and out.

I might attach a grapplehook with wire in the handle as well, for getting out the window after the booze wears out.

An all in one chubby-banging kit.

 

..or just steer clear of fatties?

 

We would but birds like you are hard to come by.

So ****ing fatties is where its at.

 

fair point

 

Birds like me? ****ing gorgeous you mean? I'll have that.

 

How would you get a ride if we all took that attitude? You'd be stuck with your Tango bottles

 

Beer kegs you mean

 

What i meant is birds that are "open" to suggestion.

 

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I bet you look like Barney Gumble when he got drunk and pretended to be Marge.

 

You still would though. All that blue hair........

 

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We'll you come across as a right wee whore, but no as a fat wee whore.

I reckon spit roastin' and such is more your thing.

 

Laughing here

 

He means buy you a few drinks then shag ye when your decision making abilities are lower than yer knickers.

 

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Actually, I probably still would myself....it's been a while.

 

See, someone gets me.

 

Why don't you go **** him then?