Inventions that could make it on Dragons Den!

Highheel shoe with detachable highheel

Deodorant that smells like old people so you can grab a granny on a night out

Colour changing clothes for criminals so they dont match the description

Boxer shorts/Y-fronts with inclusive piss pot so you dont piss yourself when your blocked

Thats all I can think of at the minute... anymore?

 

Umm. I think food.

 

a Jade Goody Key Fob

 

a device for painting horses. I call it "the horse painter"

 

I'd like to see a trap door directly under the entrepreneurs ( if they didn't get the money......) It might buck up their ideas - and just for fun a real live shark tank below.

 

How about special glasses that make that "thing" actually look like a woman, not a tranny.

 

A full size dyson air blade so when u get outta shower it dries u straight away

 

Self-Cleaning Children.

Jet -Packs ( that actually work )

The Sinclair C 6

 

A law that says:

Having sex with an underage girl, will not be brought too prosecution

 

I'm pretty sure they don't prosecute the under age girls huth, usually the perpetrator.

 

A Perpetrator rule that says any girl under 14 was lying rule

 

BillyBhoy can you explain how you stumbled upon this article that was posted by someone pretending to be me back in August.

Either you were the one pretending to be me.

Or you were searching for me online.

Creepy.

 

plenty of ideas but i aint telling

 

boxer shorts that are brown at the back and white at the front.

rubiks cube

toaster

 

a moisture detector for finding the hole when pumping a fat burd after a boozy night out.

With optional laser-pointer to show you the route in.

 

There is a cheap way of doing this already, just roll the chubster in flour and wait for her to fart, look for the puff of powder and you are in the right region

 

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Get over yourself, you thick hun ****.

Up the 'RA.