A plea to your owner which would make us all smile

Ask your owner (or a rich associate) to bank-roll a take over of Leeds to get that Cancerous Ken Bates out of football for good.
Thanks lads.

 

You would have been in administration and bankrupted without the great Ken Bates. The club should erect a bronze statue of the man at the gates.

 

and also name them 'Bates' Gates'

 

Good Idea about the statue!
We could encase Capt Birdseye in a concrete mould to ensure we get a perfect replica of him!!

 

But its no good making it out of Bronze, the old crook would flog it to a scrap metal merchants & pocket the cash!!!

 

What!!!

Agent Bates is doing a sterling job...why would we reassign him now?

 

Not to a Woman surely.