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Footballers with silly names

Discussion in 'Watford' started by geitungur akureyrar, Feb 2, 2012.

  1. geitungur akureyrar

    geitungur akureyrar Well-Known Member

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    I know it is cruel to make fun of peoples names, Monty Python were very good at inventing silly names for their characters.

    Of the many footballers who have played for Watford who has had the most silly name?
     
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  2. wear_yellow

    wear_yellow Well-Known Member

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    Most of the players that Vialli brought....
     
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  3. mkhornet69

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    Bert Badger 1906 - 1908
     
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    I spotted Bert too, how about Danny ****tu (will the swear filter get this one?).
     
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  6. Jsybarry

    Jsybarry Well-Known Member

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    w_y, I think that's a bit unfair as most of them were foreign. I think that it should be aimed at British Isles and countries such as USA, Australia, Canada, New Zealand (although I don't think either a Canadian or New Zealander has ever played for us), etc
     
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  7. North North Watford

    North North Watford Active Member

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    Mark Bright.

    (didn't realise this was Watford-specific, but it's an inappropriate name nonetheless)
     
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  8. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Norway's favourite has to go on the list ;)

    Britt Assombalonga ...it's a fab name!
     
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    babyhornetdan Well-Known Member

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    Another one could be Nyron Nosworthy. According to all pundits it is pronounced Noseworthy. What makes him any more worthy of a nose than the rest of us??
     
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    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> ..i still call him Nosworthy though, coz Noseworthy just sounds daft! lol
     
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    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    ha! Good one Saxet :)
     
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  13. zen guerrilla

    zen guerrilla Well-Known Member

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    He's been around abit but never on our books, Paul Dickov.

    There is also the legendary German Stefan Kuntz.
     
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  14. Charlie Livesey was my hero

    Charlie Livesey was my hero Well-Known Member

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    How about

    Andrei Arshavin

    (Known as Nuts, Sack & Back to his mates)
     
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    I liked Richard Flash's name
     
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  16. Bolton's Boots

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    Mark Watson - Canadian International
    Vaughan Coveny - New Zealand International - although to be fair, he only played for our reserves.

    I like some of the strange names from the Victorian era - when we had a La Touche, two Strouts, a Conquest and a Gaylard. :)
     
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  17. Charlie Livesey was my hero

    Charlie Livesey was my hero Well-Known Member

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    There was a Norman Conquest who was an aussie goalie
     
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  18. Charlie Livesey was my hero

    Charlie Livesey was my hero Well-Known Member

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    What about Dominic Blizzard - He was a stormy 'orn :laugh:
     
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  19. babyhornetdan

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    Didn't he play for France when they first beat England <laugh>
     
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