**** Me, It's Quiet On Here!

Going by that photo and taking into account the bikini I'd say she has bigger baws than me.

 

Stop avoiding the question and tell us which one of the lovely 'ladies' you'd pump!

 

If i had to choose I'd need a more detailed photo you got one with them all?

If no then its 5.

 

I cannae mind her name, right enough

I remember her pal's name - always had a wee secret hankering to batter her trapdoor to splinters but my missus is pretty much aware of this and I'm barred from even talking to her

 

Why me especially? I was in a meeting about vibration and lubrication

 

wouldny be difficult

 

No chance of a threesome then?

 

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The one to the left of number 5 would get it anaw



Hello Tina. Did you see fatty's thread from this morning 'explaining' that he'd unbanned everyone?

 

lol no, I'll go have a look.

Dya think Mick told him to? <knowsbetter>

 

Nae chance of even licking her ****er - I'd lose my baws.

Just to prove I don't just partake in baseless boasting, I've never had a threesome.

I'm no sure I could keep two birds amused long enough these days without a blue pill.

 

That's Bib off my to do list.

 

It's hard enough keeping one burd amused, they all expect too much these days

 

Like what?

 

Give me at least a day's notice to get my arse round to the chinese herbal place in the Savoy and you'll be rootin' tootin'

Less than a day's notice and you might get a disappointing "Bealeing"

 

Like wanting us to last more than 2 minutes, I just want to get in and get out

 

Back on it

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Foreplay, orgasms, cuddles afterwards...

I blame the ****ing feminists. Female Eunuch my arse!

 

no strangling them , punching um in the tits and making them cry ... youre some sort of deviant

 

Fancy a bum?