Keira Knightley's new film

She plays a bird that loves getting spanked

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...and check out the spanky pic in the sun (scroll down halfway)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...tley-I-practised-my-sex-face-in-a-mirror.html


and fannying about at the premiere.
http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/8890...en-a-good-time-at-a-dangerous-method-premiere


Ger her paddled, Fassbender.

I would truly, truly, wreck that bird.

 

She's a skinny wee rat and you would break her in two with a fart.

 

All those bending over photos... i reckon I would have had to slip it in

 

Maybe one of your obese cock-ravaged farts would snap her.


I could've predicted a few "she needs a pie" comments.


None of you would knock her back unless you're truly mental

 

She's a honey and posh birds are a favourite of mine. She'd get the full Dev and she'd love it, the saucy baggage that she is, These toffee nosed bints love a bit of the rough.

 

Cal yourself down old fella.

 

She's like an anorexic walking one iron.

No tits, no curves, **** all to hold on to.

I will actually turn her down when the inevitable happens.

Voluptuous and curvaceous like Marilyn Monroe (when she was alive that is).

 

Dev surely maggie is more your age group.

 

Rib cage

 

Please. Stop. Making. Me. Agree. With. You.

Imagine spanking Knightley's boney wee arse? It would hurt you more than it would her.

Now this is an arse made for spanking:

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That is amazing to be fair

 

That's the benefit of getting old, every bird younger than you is a bit more fanciable.

 

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Cant argue with that.

Curves, curves a womanly shape.

Knightley looks like one step away from Bobby Sands just before he snuffed it due to lack of nutrition.

 

I'd spank Knightley until the top layer of her skin peeled off.

I like curves myself but I've pumped the full spectrum and, contrary to popular belief, skinny birds are the better ride

 

Knightley is way too skinny. In the immortal words of Spinal Tap - "the bigger the cusion the better the pushin', you know what I mean!"


I like a bit more junk in the trunk but please no pics of morbidly obese chubsters!

 

Skinny birds are a good ride but they can't be TOO skinny, they need to have a bit of something on them and at least have a bit of an arse

 

Talking about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em.

 

Boys as well?

 

I would give her it baw deep. Skinny birds are easier to chuck about