I've just spotted Paul Lambert filling up his Toyota Yaris at Hartshead Moor Services, Ian Culverhouse was sat in the back, he'd bought a Zinger Tower Burger and a limited edition orange KitKat Chunky. FACT.
Reminds me of that old Joke Q. Whats the difference between Joan Collins and a KitKat? A. You only get four fingers in a KitKat! Boom Boom! I'm getting my coat....
JWM just reminded me, last night Norwich slipped down the table, whereas Ipswich moved up. All of which means Paul Jewell is more suitable for the Elland back hot seat than Lambert. Ken Bates respects common sense.
A mate of mine who works in The White Rose shopping centre has said he saw Ken Bates with a suitcase stuffed with Kit Kat Chunkies (peanut butter flavour) in Gravely's famous fish and chip shop.
Wondered where the old bird had fetched up and she turned up on an advert before the game last night.Doesn't look bad for pushng 79,although I heard Blue circle shares surged after she left make up.As you observed though JWM well overdue a rebore.
My mate's Mum overheard Paul Lambert talking to a mysterious white bearded man in Asda. She thinks she heard him say "there are only two jobs I would leave Norwich for in the next few months- President of the USA or Leeds Utd Manager"
"I think the economy is doing triffic, but I'm looking to bring in some quantitative easing to give the lads a hand"
