Good news and bad news...

The NHS cuts that are in effect due to the **** stain which is the conservative party, has effected me. I haven't been sacked as such, but they've told me that they no longer require my service, and they're "deeply sorry". So yeah, i've lost my job. And since i was never on a binding contract, they don't have to give me much notice. Just found out today that tomorrow could be my last day. Tash man has no job But atleast i saved up around 10 grand so i'm covered atleast. Looks like it's days of searching through websites for jobs, playing Fifa 11, logging onto not 606 and watching mid day TV for me :S

GOOD NEWS though - When i was walking home today, i was trying to cross the road, but no one would stop for me. After about 5 minutes, who should stop for me but the absolute definition of legend, Mr Steve Harper. He even waved

So yeah, that kind of cheered me up a bit.

 

it's days of searching through websites for jobs, playing Fifa 11, logging onto not 606 and watching mid day TV for me

This is good news IMO.

 

Must be terrible coming onto not606 and not getting paid for it!

 

No i did my work mate. The reason they let me go is that they had no more work for me. I have finished all the tasks that i was took to do. I just didn't think that they only had a handful of tasks, and i thought i was going to be there for quite a while like.

 

I dont think not606 could afford tashes services, he's always doing over-time.

 

Does this mean more Tash around not606?!

 

Haha Smudger! Rep-worthy! repped!

 

I have a canny amount saved up, so i guess it will be enjoyable for a few weeks, but i really want a job. I don't like not being at work for ages, i feel extremely lazy like.
During summer holidays when i was at school, i just wanted to go back after 4 weeks because playing football on the back field and playing on the xbox everyday all day is quite boring.
Going into town is also a boring activity if you do it too often.

 

I think i've only a posted a few more than you mate

 

Yeah. Too much of anything is not good, especially waving, ****ing and talking about 6ft2 women!

 

You've got spare time, lotsa dosh and a tall and sexy lady waiting to be wooed.

A week-long holiday in Paris, say it's to have fun in Disneyland but use the romantic surroundings to make your move and she'll be like putty in your arms.

 

the only bad news in this article is for the rest of us who will have to put up with you more often!

nah only kidding Tash, best of luck with your job search mate

 

Maybe he'll be like putty in her hand!

 

his cock might if her hands are in proportion with her body

 

Lads, lol, she's not my lass, she's just a mate. Only 3 lasses out of thousands that i've met, have ever desired to even think about kissing my ugly as **** face, and it's those 3 lasses made up the few times i've had sex in my life.

 

Good news: The public's health is no longer at risk.
Bad news: We're gonna have to find a new forum.

 

Wow, two more than me.

 

We're gonna need a bigger boat

 

Sorry to hear that mate
I can't really relate though, as I'm just your average lazy student without a job soo yeah..

But hope you get it all sorted

 

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