Best night out?

lolzy @ you pretending to have mates.

 

He has a whole box of them from the chemist. Unused and out of date.

 

You are again now that I've got what I needed from you

 

I heard he's got a camping stove and a small worktop fridge in his bedroom so he doesn't have to leave it.

And a bucket.

 

What do you mean "you heard"

You saw them that night I invited you over for the best shagging on your life you dirty mare

 

His mammy doesn't let him leave it. Except when she needs her armpits and fanny shaved.

 

**** sake

 

Don't laugh. It's the highlight of his week.

 

<shakesfistsmiley>

Devious ****.

 

His mum's younger than me

 

<50>

 

I hereby notify you, as per the covenant of the stalkers, that I withdraw all interest in you.

 

Belfast.

A flight over for about £50-£60 or rail n sail if you like sitting on a train & boat for 6 hours.

Get in a black taxi and go on the terror tour round all the delightful areas.

Meet up with Ciaran, Mick & Jakey Ickx in one of their local cesspits for a drink, go outside & riot with the police then get one of them to hi-jack a motor for ya.

Then scoot on over to the East, we'll have a drink in a proper bar, visit Cluan Place and then hit the Orange Hall to watch some bands and high five lots of people.

 

Naw

 

Don't tell him that!!! He'll be trying to batter in

 

Phew it worked

He's only 14 but

 

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<stawnermuir>

 

Stop ****ing saying that as well!!!!!

 

My mum's 40

**** you, Tina

 

I hereby notify you, as per the covenant of the stalkers, that your mum's gettin it