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If the Gooners fail to win tonight, what will be whinger's excuse?

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, Feb 1, 2012.

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What will be Whinger's excuse this time?

  1. The ref hated us

  2. Walnut forgot to wear his snood

  3. This duvet they sold me is only tog 4 and its's fcuking cold tonight!

  4. The grass was too moist

  5. Their players didn't let us win

  6. The water bottle let us all down

  7. I've only just found out that Santa isn't real

  8. Kevin Bond stuck a pin in the bollocks of his Whinger voodoo doll

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  1. I doubt that few will argue that Whinger has inherited the title of "Clown Prince of the EPL" vacated by Benitez, and his post-match interviews have turned from spectacle to farce. Whereas even Queen Kenny has had the balls to admit that his players have been dreadful, one suspects that Whinger would rather eat his own scrotum than admit that his bunch of kids is capable of screwing things up, and it's as though an attack on them is a personal attack on him and his coaching methods.

    Few of us Spurs fans will admit of a more farcical sight in football than Whinger wearing his tog 12 duvet, and kicking the fcuk out of an innocent water bottle, merely because it glinted at him in a funny way, and refusing to shake the hands of Kevin Bond because VDV and Ade were laughing hard in his face.

    So, in the event that Arsenal fail to win against Bolton tonight, what do you think is likely to be his excuse?
     
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  2. totsfan

    totsfan Well-Known Member

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    it has to be the ref has made mistake's,it's never the team is'nt good enough
     
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  3. SpursDisciple

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    To be fair, that's our excuse for losing. Made worse by actually being true (well against Stoke and City anyway).
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    that is 50% of our losses..not a bad stat in itself if i may say so...
     
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  5. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Fuk'd if I care, I've heard them all. :)
     
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  6. SpursDisciple

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    Don't care which he uses, as long as he has a defeat to explain. <cheers>
     
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  7. ...a draw should be sufficient to send him incandescent with rage <ok>
     
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  8. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    I think the water bottle has gotten away with many mistakes this season. If wenger doesnt spot the faults the water bottle makes tonight there is serious problems in the Arsenal management!
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    His excuse will be "Pass the wasabi, I'm eating my own scrotum."
     
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  11. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Reporter: So what did you make of the decision not to give Walcott a penalty?
    AW: Well I err do not errr know 'ow everyonelse in ze stadeeeum could zee it but ze referee errr does not.
    Reporter: It was soon evened out when Mertesacker appeared to foul Eagles in the area, he was lucky to escape a red card too. Would you agree?
    AW: I deed not zee it!
     
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  12. NSIS

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    I'd agree with Notso, so long as they lose, who gives a toss what Whinger's excuse is!
     
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  13. I don't believe that any of us give a toss. But, you have to admit, Whinger's excuses are becoming ever more hilarious!
     
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  14. Blue and White

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    Well, er it is too much to play 2 games in four days against top opposition. We are not tennis players who play a 6 hour five setter two days after another five setter.
     
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  15. NSIS

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    They used to be. However, he hasn't come up with anything innovative, or amusing for some time now. So, for me, his constant whining is just an irritant. Now, if they were to give him his water bottle back.......
     
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  16. PleaseNotPoll

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    I don't think that he'll get the opportunity to launch another rabid tirade, if they lose this game.
    His head will explode on the sideline.
     
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  17. Patsbighands

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    Isn't the Water Bottle their best player? You can kick the hell out of it and it keeps bouncing back,shame Wenger has subbed it so often this year.Just listen to the crowd if he subs it again.
     
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  18. I'm still waiting for him to rip his duvet-coat off (in a Hulk-stylee) and tear it to shreds on the touchline. That would be pretty hilarious.
     
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  19. totsfan

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    i'm still waiting for him to find his pocket,he looked but he did'nt see it
     
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