Both Celtic and Ranger spent hee-haw. Rangers sold their top goalscorer. Celtic signed the Black Naka. Rangers signed a Celik man. Celtic signed Michael Lustig (A man with a future as an evil hypnotist if I ever saw one) Brozek on his way to Rangers, ended-up at Celtic (Reality: Celtic wanted Brozek for a good while, Ally couldn't keep his trap shut)
I could do with a Hamlet: [video=youtube;sfCzsQp6yls]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sfCzsQp6yls[/video]
The Gary Caldwell one was cracking. My mate had a Darren Mackie fake account that got shut down because I posted that Craig Levein had the look of a child molester about him.