It's not as bad as you'd think, it's close enough to some big cities that everything is well within reach, yet far enough away that we don't have to put up with whinging Scousers and moaning Mancs all the time, but most importantly it's cheap and the women are dirty cows
**** off there's a fire going on in shepherds bush somewhere, i thought i could smell it but that was just the oven
Fair point and to make it worse, the town is actually named after a tree, not a real tree either but the local dialect word for the mountain ash, the "Wiggin tree".