Did you get the one about Liverpool being sponsored by Fairy Liquid due to their ability to remove scum from cups. That made me laugh (not)
Yeah, Sweats was tempted with that one. I could almost see his fingers itching to post something ***** themed but he wouldn't dream of doing that to me, he's my mate!! No. 3 will arrive today chaps, just had the call to be ready to start the engine. I am calm, I always am. There is **** all I can do in these situations other than look and feel like a useless plank! My input is worthless.
Let us all know when the drop has occurred. I hope all goes smoothly. The only trouble with the second (and third) one(s), is that you can't go on the lash afterwards. You have to babysit
I know, pain in the arse that is! Even worse, due to an ecolii bug going about the Hospital she's having it at our house!!! I won't even be able to sink a bottle of red while they're in hospital overnight. I'm staying in work till the call comes, I have her full permission by the way. Thanks for the good luck messages by the way, I'll need it. She'll be fine though.
wet the babies head session then chops? tell the your girfriend that you've done all the hard work, and deserve the night out! Hope it all goes well you & yours mate
Good luck Rufflad! We're still coming to terms with having a granddaughter At least we can give her back to her parents when we get bored
Yup. Older than me but not as old as him My eldest daughter is 21, so I'm not expecting grandkids any time soon
21 eh? That should be 'hoping' not 'expecting'. Kids will surprise you every time (not that you need telling, I'm sure).
I have done all the hard work mate, I work away all week earning the bread so she can have a bloody year off! She only works three days a week anyway. Pah. Come to Weston, we can get leathered then with zero comeback. I'm reluctant to have one at home as with three kids a crashing hangover will be torture. I've got an extremely funny story about my head wetting on the second! I'll see if I can find time to type it up.
Good luck Ruff. Just seen this. I've just had the worst appraisal ever - maybe time to start spending less time on here and more time working
Right, when I went out to wet the babies head on the second Wales were playing Australia in one of the autumn internationals so we went out in the day for a big one under the umbrella of that. Much beer ensued obviously and I got home fairly tanked up but very full of ale so I went to sleep in our attic room so as not to disturb the rest of the household etc. This is up some very steep creaky stairs, tucked away up in the eaves. Middle of the night I woke up in the middle of one of those about to piss the bed type dreams and knew fine well if quick action wasn’t taken there would be carnage so luckily crabbed this handy and large glass vase on the bedside cabinet thing and gleefully let flow into this and went back to sleep. In the morning I slunk down hungover making a mental note to bring down said vase when I got the chance. Imagine my surprise when she said she’d take the kids out for the rest of the afternoon to her Mam’s, give me a chance to throw off the hangover, I don’t get out much after all. Once the coast was clear I went up and picked the vase up to take down and could hear this faint cracking sound as I did so and, sure enough, the whole bloody vase started to fall apart my hand, tipping the rancid orange contents all over the sodding bed I was so desperate to protect! Fortunately I whipped off the covers before any could get into the mattress and then the operation to get the ****ers washed, dried, and back onto the bed was in full effect. I pulled it off with an hour to spare and she was non the wiser and never knew! Tidy. There is no moral to this story.
