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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Diadora Barnes storm

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    My moment of the match is when gerrard is being substitued and wellbeck thinks he´s going to shake his hand as he goes off, when actually he´s just taking his armband off & doesnt even look at him, then you see Wellbeck think "god I look a pleb" ! anyone else see that ?
     
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  2. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Missed it! Damn it. Wellbeck was **** yesterday, but I do rate him.
     
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  3. SKY+

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    <laugh>

    Nah I missed that - got it on SKY+ though so might have to check it out later!
     
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  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Tattooed on your back?
     
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  5. SKY+

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    Twat+ should be tattooed on your forehead.
     
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  6. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Get in there Villa. 2-0 at Arsenal atm!

    If they can hold on then it's makes our chances in FA Cup much greater.
     
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  7. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Hahaha, brilliant seeing Arsenal crumble at home again. Wenger really is under pressure.
     
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  8. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Hope for his sake Wenger is going deaf as well as blind because they were some proper boos as they walked off <laugh>
     
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  9. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Megga pressure! Boos again. Lost 6 in the last 13! Only won 5.

    Where is that cocky Arsenal bum-boy now?!
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I hope kenny does will in the cups this year (not to win, but get to 2 finals) so your owners keep him on next year and give him more £££ to waste on rubbist talent.
     
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  11. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Oh **** off tosser.
     
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  12. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Who is Will and why is Kenny going to "do him in the cups"?

    First we're racist and now we're rubbist?? God we're a horrible lot aren't we, no rubbers allowed when we're around <doh>


    I know what you mean though all these terrible players he bought who are only capable of beating ****e teams like City and Uniturd...god I do hope the owners sack him for that <ok>
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Look, its Sunday evening, and my head is **** for brains. :)

    King Kenny, spender of shed loads of money on average players
     
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  14. Swarbs

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    It's why the pregnancy rate is so high around Liverpool, and all those condom salesmen get beaten up every year <ok>

    P.S. what's a uniturd? It sounds like a really painful number two...
     
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  15. Milnermino Lamborini

    Milnermino Lamborini Well-Known Member

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    Nicked this from another forum but hey

     
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  16. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    quote

    "The FA have awarded today&#8217;s FA Cup tie to Manchester United, accepting Patrice Evra's claim (after the referee had blown for full time) that his team had in fact scored at least ten goals and not just one.

    The fact that no players, supporters or officials, nor TV cameras&#8217; were able to confirm the other ten or more goals, did not mean that Mr. Evra's claim was false.

    When interviewed (through an amateur interpreter) immediately after the game, the accused Liverpool goalkeeper Pepe Reina admitted conceding one goal. This damning confession was enough to convince the FA panel that he must have conceded the other ten or more as claimed by Mr. Evra.

    The FA found Mr. Evra to be a very convincing witness on account of the fact that he is such a lovely bloke, has never been in trouble before, and claims to be fluent in several languages.

    Mr. Reina's testimony on the other hand was found to be totally unreliable in that he is Spanish (and we all know what they are like) and spoke mainly in Spanish through an interpreter.

    As Mr. Reina had admitted to conceding one goal, the FA panel concluded that the probability was that he had conceded more than one. Mr. Evra would not have been so adamant if he hadn't.

    The FA has therefore settled on Manchester United winning by a margin of 7 goals to 2 as the true final score.

    Pepe Reina and Liverpool Football Club have the right to appeal the score within the next 24 hours, but not overturn the defeat.

    If they do decide to appeal and lose the appeal, they will be immediately kicked out of all FA competitions for the next 50 years "


    ........ then executed for crimes against humanity!
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Wrong. He was at his grandparents with his little kid
     
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  18. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, the EUROPA League <laugh>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Morning everyone. What a wonderful week my birthday week was. Birthday Tuesday, match and through to the final Wednesday, knock united out of the FA Cup on Saturday. Happy Birthday indeed. That is all. <ok>
     
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  20. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Morning RHC!

    Yesterday's hangover lasted all day for me.
     
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