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Food Poisoning

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Frank The Tank, Mar 26, 2010.

  1. Castleger

    Castleger Active Member

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    Have you got your own personal trolley/basket, that you walk round the streets with ???
     
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  2. Frank The Tank

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    One of the reasons I enjoy going to Sainsbury's or M&S, the standard of clunge is a class above.

    Also when paying for my food I scan the tills looking for the tidiest bird to have some banter with. Tesco is **** cos the wee tit hovering about tries to get you to use the self service tills, cant he see I'm trying to be a filthy bastard?
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    only thing that might possibly help is drinking lots of water (nboiled then allowed to cool is good ) , maybe some rehydrate powders if youve got them for electrolyte balance ( otherwise a pinch of salt and sugar in the water) , dont eat anything if you can avoid it...or just something plain like dry bread................if you know a dirty wee tart who would be willing to give you an enema that might also help...well, what have you got to lose ? <laugh> <ok>
     
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  4. lone ranger

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    have you exploded into a mess of **** and vomit yet frank?
     
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  5. Frank The Tank

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    Eh I dont think it is food poisoning actually. In the last hour or so my throat has flared up and my head is banging now. I feel a little bit sick but thought I would have spewed or rear-pished by now if it was the cause of last nights pizza.

    I'll see how it develops. I'm prepared for illness anyway. A mate from work just handed me the "Knowing Me Knowing You" DVD, I've never seen it <ok>
     
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  6. Castleger

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    Could be gastric flu then, even ****in worse<laugh>
     
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  7. lone ranger

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    i had a bout of gastro entoritus when i was away, that was fun <ok>
     
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  8. Frank The Tank

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    Best way is to carry on as normal until it floors me <ok>

    I'll hit the sauna after training tonight, that'll sort whatever it is.
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I had infectious gastro enteritis in November my **** looked like Dennis the Menace's jumper.
     
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  10. lone ranger

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    it was ****ing brutal, we'd all run out of water so were drinking stuff out of a hand pump, just putting it through these filtration pumps then drinking it as no one wanted to use the chlorine tabs (makes the water minging). sadly we didnt realise it was meant to sit in the filter for 45minutes before you pump it out <doh>

    about 20% of the company were ****ting and spewing all over themselves the next day <laugh>
     
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    staggie Well-Known Member

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    right. I'll leave you pair of twats discussing spewing and ****ting.I'm offski - pub here I come <ok>
     
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  12. lone ranger

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    8 minutes to go!
     
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