Press reporting on Tenerife booze up

More stirring me thinks.....

http://www.people.co.uk/news/uk-wor...er-on-no-drink-training-camp-102039-23725089/

Look at Saylor nailing a blonde... And Pardews glasses!

 

Newcastle's Stars In Booze Bender On 'No Drink' Training Camp
Jan 29 2012 by Nick Dorman, The People

Newcastle United fans who watched their team crash out of the FA Cup last night will be furious when they see these snaps.

They show the Premier League giant’s mid-season training camp in Tenerife descending into a BOOZE BINGE little more than 72 hours before the shock 1-0 defeat by Championship side Brighton.

Before jetting off, Magpies *manager Alan Pardew solemnly told supporters the four-night break would be a strictly sober jaunt.

And club officials posted official pictures online showing his players in gruelling workouts. But here are the snaps the Toon Army followers did NOT see, including the boss himself leading the nightclub party with a beer in one hand and a bevy of beauties in the other.

Crocked defender Steven Taylor led from the front by necking champagne from the bottle and scoring with a stunning blonde.


Kop this: Taylor snogs with a blonde at Lineker's bar

And he was backed by partying team-mates including Ireland *international Leon Best – who missed a string of chances in last night’s match – £90,000-a-week captain Fabricio Coloccini and fellow Argentine Jonas Gutierrez.

Fellow revellers told how the stars got over Newcastle’s last league game – a humiliating 5-2 defeat by strugglers Fulham – by drinking Lineker’s Bar DRY and paying for lapdancers. Fans will question whether the bender in the early hours of Wednesday was the ideal warm-up for the FA Cup tie in which defender Mike Williamson scored a second-half own goal.


Training hard: Aces Leon Best, Jonas Gutierrez & captain Fabricio Coloccini have fun at Lineker's

Bar manager Jason Templeman, a 35-year-old Brit ex-pat, told The People yesterday: “The guys had a lot to drink. I honestly couldn’t tell you how much but it was a lot. Pardew was steaming.”

The party guzzled more than a dozen bottles of Laurent Perrier Rose champagne, five bottles of Jagermeister spirit and the entire stock of Corona lager at the bar.

And despite the attentions of wannabe WAGs on the dancefloor, two players sneaked away to a nearby bar where *strippers offering lap dances for just £17 each.

Before the trip Pardew, 50, had sought to reassure fans by claiming: “Don’t get me wrong, we won’t be drinking.” But the words appear to have fallen on deaf ears, including the manager’s, when he led a *gaggle of first-team players on the lash.

Our snaps include centre back Taylor, an ex-England under 21 player, showing great control with a bottle of champagne in one hand and a beer in the other.

Wild

Then he demonstrates very tight marking skills by locking lips with a young blonde party girl.


Fizzical game: Defender Taylor swigs champagne with a reveller

Another reveller added: “Taylor was really going for it. He couldn’t get enough champagne and then he ended up pulling the best *looking girl in the club. They were *getting pretty close.”

Bar boss Jason sent a Tweet to one-time England striker David Nugent, who now plays for Leicester City, revealing that the players were about to attempt the bar’s legendary Jagermeister *drinking challenge. He wrote: “nuge On it with NUFC Linekers Tenerife, they’re up for smashing the Linekers Banus jager train, fancy their chances?Lol”.


Strikers: Manager Pardew gets in huddle with some forward girls, and a message on Twitter revealing what the players are up to

Other drinks ordered by the players who were singing raucously included around half a dozen bottles of Belvedere vodka, plus wine and shots for girl revellers.

A Brit reveller told us: “Pardew arrived first at about midnight and within half an hour a group of the first-teamers were here as well.

“They were really going for it. They drank at least a dozen bottles of champagne, five bottles of Jagermeister which had been *ordered in specially and hundreds of Corona lagers. In fact they drank the bar’s entire stock of them.”

Witnesses said Taylor, who was celebrating his 26th birthday, was among the biggest drinkers.

But he is not expected to play again this season after suffering an achilles injury last month.

A dancer named Konnie who works near Lineker’s said she gave two of the players dances at 20 euros a time.

Onlookers said the party left Lineker’s at around 3.15am to head back to their hotel 10 minutes’ drive away. A holiday rep called Dean, from Limerick, said: “I thought we all drank a lot but those guys were wild.”

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So they had a drink. Pardew was having a laugh and Saylor is injured. No big deal to me.

 

Good for them..........or should I say good PR for Linekers!

And great to see Saylor still has good movement when near the box.

 

But you're meant to be outraged! I'm so angry and stuff.

 

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I'm quite impressed how Saylor doesn't spill his drink when swapping spit.

 

Now we know why Collo wasn't there when the lads were doing their training


he was getting the drinks in

 

There's a non-story if ever I saw one

 

Which 2 do you think went to the titty bar? I'm going for Besty and Saylor...

 

Newcastle fly to Spain shock!

 

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Theyre lads in their 20's ,not like they killed anyone.Let em have a bit of fun

 

I wonder where Jonas has his hand/finger.....

 

I'm outraged.

 

So am I, it should have been me!

 

I can't contain my anger . I am going to smash something expensive and send Newcastle United the bill.

How ****ing dare they enjoy their lives?

Someone should follow this journalist around for a week and sensationalise everything he does.

 

How does Pardew get those ladies!! I am outraged out of jealousy. Although the picture of him did make me laugh out loud!

 

Linekars is a nice bar... bet they didnt stay in the ****ty 2 star hotel we did when oveer there tho ..

 

What's even funnier is that they insinuate they went out and got smashed, yet not one of our players (except taylor who's injured) has a drink in his hand!